It’s natural for men to check out attractive women when we see them – most of the time we can’t help it. When done correctly appropriately, a harmless glance does not call attention to the onlooker and no one notices.

However, an extended ass or tit glance won’t get you very far in the dating/not pissing off your wife game, especially when caught on camera… and you’re David Beckham… or President Barack Obama.

One would think that watching a guy getting hit it the balls would get old. It, like every movie I’ve seen this year has been done before ad nauseum. But unlike the Spiderman trilogy, watching an unsuspecting guy get hit in the juevos does not get old.

Now, for those who know what it feels like to get hit in the junk (no girls, except maybe Sarah jessica Parker), you respect the guy that gets hit (or in this case, the guy that onsets the hit); there’s a sense of camaraderie as if to say, “glad it wasn’t me, but certainly glad it happened.”

And dammit David Beckham, I doubted you at your price (and the fact that no one in Los Angeles likes soccer), but you know how to hit a guy in the camel tail…