If there’s anything you should already know about David Hasselhoff, it’s that if he’s going to do something, he’s going to do it in excess. Whether it be drinking alcohol, eating cheeseburgers off the carpet in his living room, or turbo boosting his sapient talking car into the support pillar of a freeway overpass at 100 miler per hour, we support your inability to do anything less than too much.

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And you thought you could slip a cold one past the hoff… no chance.

This gallery is a testament to the fact that celebrities, no matter how wealthy and/or famous they are, are no different than the rest of us (the beer drinking, liquor loving ones at least).

Most of us have done it before, we just didn’t have 160 flashes going off in our faces when we did. So let’s shake these celebs of their pedestals and enjoy Drunk Celebs: The Definitive Gallery.

Beyoncé, start us off…