Posts Tagged ‘didn’t do it’

He actually probably didn’t do it, but when the jury began noticing shit like this, they huddled and said, “jesus god damn christ let’s just put this bastard away to shut these fucking retards up.”

Then they heard about the race card and thought, “it’s better we let this bastard get away with murder than have a bunch of angry retards that can’t spell trying to run us over with their Nissan Altimas.” And to this day, no OJ trial juror has been run over by an Altima.

Safe play jury, safe play.