Maryse Ouellet, also known to WWE fans as “Miss Modesty,” is making a quick recovery after dislocating her self proclaimed, “beautiful right kneecap.” I could go on and talka bout how sexy and perfect her and her body are, but it’s much easier to let Maryse do it herself…

“While performing in the ring in Raleigh, North Carolina, I dislocated my beautiful right kneecap. While backstage, it took approximately 35 to 40 minutes to get my kneecap back in place. My kneecap was completely out, stretching my perfect ligaments and tissues. Luckily, no surgery will be needed. I want to thank WWE’s Dr. Martha Dodson and our Certified Athletic Trainer, Larry Heck for treating my flawless leg that night. They may have saved my career. I will never be able to thank them enough.

Also, I want to let all my fans know that I’m doing great and doing rehabilitation every day in Los Angeles where I live when I’m in America. I’m recovering very quickly. Even the doctor said, “You are recovering so fast.” My answer to him was, “I know. I can’t help it. I’m perfect!” He couldn’t agree with me more.”

She sounds perfect to me, except for the fact that she sounds like a bitch… but who isn’t these days anyway? Check out the gallery below.