Never underestimate the human displacing power of the water canon.
Hav you med my bran new girlfren?
Looks like someone could use a tall, cool glass of man the fuck up.
The Second Amendment: the most effective form of contraception in ‘merika.
On second thought, maybe it’s a good thing that print journalism is dying…
That moment when you realize that the guy driving next to you is playing saxophone… Part 1
You were under the impression that Russians were belligerent alcoholics,
When a little kid who weighs 45 pounds fall on his bike there isn’t too much damage done.
Like pictures of your kids or a tunafish sandwich, no one wants to see pictures of your turtle in their facebook feed.
Almost had me convinced.
So you went out and bought yourself a fedora because you just watched Casablanca in your High School’s critical film studies elective and Bogart always...
Everyone has that friend who you aren’t allowed to invite over to your house because no matter how careful he is, your 60″ lED LCD...
There is nothing like taking a stale baguette to the face to round out your graduation ceremony.
The ol’ why pay for Match.com when I can date online and sell my old Nintendo 64 games on eBay for $7.50 at the same...