If you spent the past few days questioning whether or not you are a douchebag, you most likely are douchebag.
If you drive a convertible white ‘95 Ford Mustang or just about any other vehicle with flames emblazoned on its doors, you are a douchebag.
If you wear Oakleys and you are not a professional athlete, or If you bleach the tips of your hair, you guessed it — D-bag.
If you still question whether or not you are a douchebag, take out your business card and talk about it on camera for …