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Sean Hannity Proper Placement

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 19 Oct 2010 20:52:54 +0000

What ever happened to Sean Hannity’s pledge to get waterboarded for charity? Nothing says Save the Whales like a conservative talk show host squealing for air while taking a walk down the ol’ why the fuck did I say that! road.

Until then, the Sean Hannity Disposable Douche will have to do.

Kim Is Single… And She Needs A Job

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 22:10:26 +0000

Now I understand why you are supposed to block your ex on facebook. But let’s be honest, you work at Hollister, I wouldn’t really chalk it up to a loss…

Puka shells, brah.

25 People With Horrible Fake Tans

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 18:12:31 +0000

I couldn’t justify (or stomach) scraping the entire 25 photo gallery, but follow this link if you truly need to see the plethora of d-bags and d-baguettes that is Guido Beach.

Via Holy Taco.

“This is the most impressive business card I’ve ever seen, It’s mine”

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 05:54:28 +0000

If you spent the past few days questioning whether or not you are a douchebag, you most likely are douchebag.

If you drive a convertible white ’95 Ford Mustang or just about any other vehicle with flames emblazoned on its doors, you are a douchebag.

If you wear Oakleys and you are not a professional athlete, or If you bleach the tips of your hair, you guessed it — D-bag.

If you still question whether or not you are a douchebag, take out your business card and talk about it on camera for two minutes — if it doesn’t turn out like this video, there’s a chance you are not a d-bag.

If your two-minute segment turns out anything like this guy’s, you are a douchebag — simple as that.

Nick Pitera Sings Like A Chick

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 21:35:44 +0000

Douchebag Nick Pitera has been posting videos of himself singing songs for quite some time now, and if you haven’t seen him you must, because he’s a douchebag, and because I said so.

There are very few males (I refrain from using the word men, because well, how can you call this douche a man?) that are able to sing like women. That said, there are even fewer that record themselves doing it, post it on youtube, and think they’re badass for doing so. But thanks to Nick, we get to see this ragingly homosexual rare talent.

Doesn’t he look like American Dad? Douchebag.

And If you really can’t get enough of this guy…