Posts Tagged ‘Draft Dodger’

His goal - Draft every player from his favorite NFL team, regardless of skill.

Look, we get that you’re a diehard Houston Texans fan. How could you not be? They’ve been in the league what, all but 8 years? But no one was going to take Matt Schaub in 2nd round or even the 10th. This drafter will justify his choices by saying he gets “double points” when his QB throws a touchdown to his wide receivers. He tends to forget that this is a two-way street and will get “double zeros” when his team gets shutdown.

Record: 6-8

His goal – Draft players rated highly in Madden.

This guy was the one taking Michael Vick in the first round a few years ago. And if he was able to, he’d take him again this year. He drafts players based on their highlight reels, which is why he thinks Devin Hester is a steal in the 3rd round.

Record: 4-10

His goal - To avoid the live draft.

No matter how much you try to compromise on a draft time that everyone will be able to make, this guy will find a way not to show up. And he usually gets first or second pick. However after the computer takes Peyton Manning or LaDanian Tomlinson, he’s left with the cupboard bare when the computer drafts two kickers in the first ten rounds. Inevitably, he’ll IM you and complain about his team and never bother to reorder his roster for the remainder of the season.

Record: 3-11