They’re trailblazers, really.

Come on people, given the economic climate, and for that matter, the seven dollar pricetag on bottles of beer, respect your drink and do not, I repeat, do not waste.

There are starving people in Africa, so get drunk and forget about them.

I saw some formula-1 driver do it, some Nascar guys did it and I heard about some kid who recently died doing it (which for extreme sports is pretty extreme), but I can’t seem to grasp the whole “planking” thing.

It has been a while since we last updated one of our most popular features: 10 Unavoidable Signs You Drank Too Much. But today, loyal readers, is your lucky day.

If you’re unfamiliar with our most debaucherous column, head this way for more: 10 Signs You Drank Too Much.

10. “I’m Ready For You Sanjeh”

9. You Love Thy Neighbor

8. You Left A Shot On The Table

7. You Just… The Whole Four Loco

6. You Play Blackface Every Thanksgiving

5. Just Taking A 20-Minute Cat Nap On Your Lunch Break

4. You’ll Be Hairless Tomorrow

3. Just Getting Some Sun

2. You Are Vegetarian

1. It’s Not Gay If The Mattress Is Between You

It’s not that I’m not a fan of taking pictures with mammals who, whether intentionally or not, fall asleep while standing up while feeding on your face like it’s an 18-pack of Cinnabons, I just don’t think guys should ever take self-shots — it’s a little effeminate… which on second thought might not be such a bad thing given the context.

To be fair, I have to compliment this young lass on refraining from the duckface — it’s too easy. This on the other hand is unique. It’s rare that you catch a girl in the club aimlessly adrift, floating about the room eyes shut doing the beluga whale.

Is it strange this photo reminds me of my VHS copy of Free Willy.

Remember the first time you got drunk? No? This guy doesn’t remember his either, but thank god the video evidence is spreading all over the intertubes.

ˇViva la cell phone cam!

I can’t even tell you how many times we’ve done this feature (oh, and before I forget, click here for the full sized photo on the left), because everytime I compile a drunk list like this, it makes me want to drink, and then I go out and get asscanned and my friends end up with tons of pictures of me that end up looking frighteningly similar to the following 10 photos.

Consequently, I never remember which pictures I’ve used or how many times I’ve used them (however I can steer you to a few of them — click here for Drunk Part One, Drunk Part Two, Drunk Part Three, Drunk Part Four, Drunk Part Five). I’m surprised I finished this list, because I just took a few shots… And they’re starting to  hit mem.

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10. Just Takin’ A Nap

9. Chillin’ Wit Ma Dawg

8. How You Spoon When You Don’t Get Laid

7. Nursing Nancy

6. Blankets Are For Pussies

5. The Ol’ “Hey Ladies” **Upskirt Crotch Shot**

4. Just Takin’ A Dump Takin’ A Nap

3. The Ol’ Puke Out Your Dick Trick

2. Lemme Just.. Check Out… This… Crack In The Ground….

1. She Actually Looks Kinda Hot. That Weird?

When I was back home on summer break from college, one of my buddies drank way too much at his mom’s house. She had these decorative pinecones in a dish on the dining room table and a roll of duct tape in the kitchen, so naturally I duct-taped pinecones in his hands and his cell phone to the side of his leg.

Then every time we called his phone, he’d try (unsuccessfully of course) to answer the phone, at which point he’d become baffled at how to detach it from his leg, at which point he’d become baffled by what had happened to his cone-clad hands, all the while banging his opposable thumbless duct tape rods against one another like a baby trying to clap.

Then when the ringing would cease and the call would go to voicemail, he’d instantly slump lifeless into the recliner where he sat, and this continued on at 15-minute intervals for a good two-and-a-half hours.

This list goes out to you good sir.

For previous editions of 10 Signs You Drank too Much see below.

Click here: for part one.

Click here: for part two.

Click here: for part three.

Click here: for part four.

10. You Couldn’t Keep It Off The Cart Path

9. Mummified

8. You Drank Yourself Under The Table

7. This Was The Logical Next Step

Reminds me of #3 here…

6. You’re Well Balanced

5. Yep…

4. Your Dick Is A Shelf For Your Stomach, Is A Shelf For Your Beer, Is A Shelf For Your Neck, Is A Shelf For Your Head

3. At Least No One Seems To Mind…

2. You Parallel Parked Yourself

1. You Slept In Your Bed

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Back by popular demand, we bring you the latest installment of our Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series.

Most of you have probably found yourself in similar situations as the following 10 drunks — and that doesn’t necessarily mean that you mistook yourself for a bicycle, but I think it’s safe to assume that we’ve all done the toilet hug at some point in life.

Click here for part one, for part two, and for part three of the Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series.

10. You’re Just Hangin’ Out

9. Nice Catch

8. You Moisturize Your Face With Toilet Water

7. Restroom = Bedroom

6. You’re Trying To Be A Bike

5. You’re Wearing Tevas And A Fanny Pack

4. What Time Is It?

3. You Can’t Keep Your Dentures In

2. Someone Jacked Your Shoelaces

1. You Have Been Coned Off

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Don’t Drink Too Much This Holiday Season… — WhenIWasDrunk

Gemma Atkinson Is A 10 (nsfw) — Gorillamask

If Video Games Were Realistic… — Cracked

Every once in a while we’ll compile a list of images that indicate excessive alcohol consumption (check out Part 1 here and Part 2 here). And while there’s nothing wrong with drinking until you piss your pants, you must understand that the consequences can mean a picture of you butt naked in the driveway ends up all over the internet.

Next time try to conceal your face so you don’t lose your job (especially you concealed face fail girl).

11. You opened the door with your face

10. You woke up naked on the driveway

9. You wet your pants. you’re 42 years-old

8. You slept in a noble fir christmas tree?

7. You slept on the stove and in the sink

6. You try to conceal your identity while looking at the camera

5. No guys even bothered…

4. Your buddy was ‘pretending’ to be a chick

3. You pretend you are that penguin stuffed animal

2. Any place and any time is nap time

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