Oktoberfest 2011 in Munich, Germany is the world’s biggest Beer Festival. They were expecting more than 6-million people drinking 7-million liters of beer to celebrate Oktoberfest over a span of 17 days.

Around 500 police are on duty and I’m sure they have their hands full. And remember that if you plan on attending an event like this, purchase your concert tickets early.

Here are just some of the beautiful women of past Oktoberfest beer festivals.

A couple of months ago we dedicated a post to the almighty beerbong and the people who fail to properly use the ever so complicated drinking apparatus.

back for round two, we’ve searched the internets far a wide to revitalize the perfectly timed beerbong failure photo in this week’s tribute to drinking so much you piss the couch, in 15 More Excellent Beerbong Fails.

For the first installment, head to 10 Great Beerbong Fails.

Bonus Beer Bong Fail

You can try to impress the ladies with your Breitling, your Patek Philippe, your Jacob & Co, or if you don’t have much taste but want people to know you have either money or a replica dealer — aka the Rose Bowl Swap Meet — a Rolex… you’re doing it wrong.

You need one of these, but always make sure you wear it on your left hand. The last thing you need is to go introduce yourself to the cute blonde sitting at the bar only to shake her hand and pop her implant into her martini glass with your watch spike — it’s such a bar faux pas.

Well, maybe not the last part.

There’s actually a new show about this on the Discovery Channel called Whale Wars. I haven’t seen it yet but I heard it’s pretty good.

Via Unstructed.

According to a bunch of Aussies

This Australian assumption leads me to believe one (or both) of two things–that a) Australian logic fashions itself in the same way their toilets flush–backwards, and/or b) that the sources used in the study that drank the most and showed the lowest percentage of erectile dysfunction had the least amount of sex not because they couldn’t get it up, but because they couldn’t get a girl to come home with them.

Think about it–they drank too much and couldn’t get laid–of course their erectile dysfunction rates proved lowest–they never even had the opportunity.

I’d be more interested in hearing a study that focuses on the heavy drinkers and looks for three things 1) if they puked 2) if they pissed the bed, and 3) if they brought a girl home. I guarantee factors 1 and 2 would carry most of the studies weight.