Man High On Bath Salts Breaks Into Random Family’s Home, Puts Up Christmas Decorations
Terry Trent, 44, has been charged with burglary after calmly breaking into an Ohio family’s home and putting up their Christmas decorations
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Never Take Ecstasy At A Public Pool
Never take ecstasy at a public pool, especially if you’re the only one doing it and you still haven’t perfected that salmon swimming upstream for mating season dance you’ve been practicing in front of
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Portuguese News on Death of Amy Winehouse
This ranks up there with that one time daytime TV star Kurt Cobain died
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Wannabe Rapper Makes The Beat Drop, The Body Rock
If you’re trying to make it big in your mom’s basement, don’t go posting videos of you passing out from oversmoking on YouTube. What may have worked for Justin Bieber and that driving on
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Frequently Purchased Together
Clearly we’re talking about the Murano glass bead and Swarovski crystal dealers of the world who are so frequently jacked. Bead dealing 101 — never make bracelets from your own beads
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Meth
Meth: turning ugly chicks into Golden Globe Award winning actors one Steve Buscemi at a time
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Burglars Steal, Snort Cocaine, Turns Out To Be Man’s Ashes
MIAMI (Reuters) — 5 burglars snorted the cremated remains of a man and two Great Danes, believing they had stolen urns filled with illegal drugs
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Guy Swallows Entire Bag of Cocaine, Takes Greatest Mugshot Ever
It was a typical day in the life of 18-year-old Art Taylor of Massachusetts until reds and blues lit up behind him while attempting to change lanes without signaling
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LSD Is One Hell Of A Drug
Bet you never thought you’d get arrested by zombie vikings while an angel offers you a burning chalice holding blood… that is of course, until you tried
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Lay Off The Drugs, Pa’tner
If this is what getting high means to you, you sir are doing it wrong. Girls are supposed to write on you with glow in the dark markers — not you going Jackson Pollock
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Christina Is On Facebook, MySpace, Twitter…
Christina is on Facebook, Twitter and heroin, but she’s also on Blogger, and her blog just contracted the Herpes simplex virus-2 last weekend after being front paged on Digg v4 despite using Spam Guard
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In Hollywood Drugs Are Super Effective
But let’s be honest, I don’t think there’s a person in the world who prefers a sober Gary Busey over a coked out Gary Busey
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WebMD Symptom Checker Knows What You’ve Been Taking
It’s nice to see WebMD being honest. They could have just done what most doctors would do and prescribe a six-pack of med prescriptions, make a few g’s and hope you don’t go suicidal&#
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Woman Attempts To Deposit Cocaine At Bank, Fails Completely
A Connecticut woman was charged with possession of narcotics after attempting to deposit a bag of cocaine with her bank's drive up teller
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