I’m no rock scientist, but I’ve got a hunch that this isn’t going to end in an infraction.
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Hot Chicks Who Fell For Nerds (Maxim)
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From Nicholaus Goossen, director of Grandma’s Boy, comes the 28 Days Later spoof 28 Drinks Later. The short was created for Nick Swardson’s Comedy Central DVD Seriously, Who Farted? and stars Nick Swardson and Simon Rex.
The premise is simple. Despite a thriving US economy, the Nation has fallen to David Hasselhoff’s fate and succumbed to the iron grip of the Appletini and my personal favorite, the Flaming Joe (or Flaming Moe for Simpsons fans), and everyone… is… drunk…

Back by popular demand, we bring you the latest installment of our Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series.
Most of you have probably found yourself in similar situations as the following 10 drunks — and that doesn’t necessarily mean that you mistook yourself for a bicycle, but I think it’s safe to assume that we’ve all done the toilet hug at some point in life.
Click here for part one, for part two, and for part three of the Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series.
10. You’re Just Hangin’ …

The piss-can is meant to be placed outside of popular bars and sporting events to keep drunks from peeing all over walls, streets and trees, but I prefer the porta-pisser for at home use.
Remember the Uro-Club? The Porta Potty Piss Trash Can is very similar in that it allows you to pretend to be doing something else while you’re taking a piss — in this case, taking out the trash.

Girls In Bikinis Read Big Lebowski Lines (HolyTaco)
Drunk Stories From Last Night (WhenIWasDrunk)
Hooker Tries To Snag Wor;d Series Tix (BustedCoverage)
Hot Mormon Moms With Muffins? (TheBachelorGuy)
20 Gruesome Sports Injuries (TotalProSports)
Girls Like To Play Hard To Get (MadeMan)
Celebs In Baby Costumes (ScreenJunkies)
Users Submit The Funniest Things (TheChive)
This Jaguar Is Badass (TotallyCrap)
Emma Frain Is Worldly Hot (DoubleViking)
Stephanie Pratt Hotness (AskMen)
Coleen Rooney’s Got a Great Ass (CelebSlam)
Bruce Lee Doll Can Kick Your Ass (Walyou)

Every once in a while we’ll compile a list of images that indicate excessive alcohol consumption (check out Part 1 here and Part 2 here). And while there’s nothing wrong with drinking until you piss your pants, you must understand that the consequences can mean a picture of you butt naked in the driveway ends up all over the internet.
Next time try to conceal your face so you don’t lose your job (especially you concealed face fail girl).
11. You opened the door with your face

10. You woke up naked on …

There’s actually a new show about this on the Discovery Channel called Whale Wars. I haven’t seen it yet but I heard it’s pretty good.
Via Unstructed.

Nothing says outlaw like a tall glass of genuine Tenderness Whiskey.