We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with dicks on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top 10.

These are the top 10 signs you drank too much.

10. The gardener doesn’t even wake you

9. You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head

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How come all the beer is full?

NORTH CAROLINA - PGA drinker and sometimes golfer Jon Daly was arrested after KO’ing in front of a Winston-Salem, NC Hooters after a 30 year drinking binge on Sunday.

Police said in a statement Wednesday that officers left for the restaurant on a medical call. When they arrived, Daly was being treated by emergency workers after losing consciousness.

While at the restaurant, police said Daly “appeared extremely intoxicated and uncooperative,” refused repeatedly to be taken to the hospital and was asked to leave by restaurant employees because the drunk and overweight Hooters regular was defaming the establishment’s reputation which caters mostly to families with small children.

The athlete, who has been suspected of steroid use due in large part to his perfectly toned and athletic body, was taken into police custody for a 24 hour detox lockup at Forsyth County Enforcement Detention Center.

For Daly, who has gone to rehab for alcohol addiction and abuse three times, this was just a typical Sunday (he usually doesn’t make the cut).

In March 2008, swing coach Butch Harmon quit working with the pro drinker/golfer after Daly spent a 2-1/2 hour rain delay getting bombed in the Hooters corporate tent at the PODS Championship. Disgusted, Harmon told a reporter:

“My whole goal for him was he’s got to show me golf is the most important thing in his life.  The most important thing in Daly’s life is getting drunk.”

It’s sad, but at the same time, if he wasn’t a raging drunk we wouldn’t get to see him tee off on a beer can during a Pro-Am tournament like we can below.

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Nothin’ but class.

Like most people, I lack basic motor skills when I’ve had too much to drink. This might include anything from walking, opening a door, or in this case, putting on a condom.

After it had been established in my brain that I was going to be having sex, the first step was to reach for the condoms. While I may be drunk, my animal-like mind does not like the prospects of having children or herpes.

Without further ado, I present the pictorial progression of last night’s attempt to have safe sex.

I decide that knocking down everything in my path is a good choice. This is the end result. One condom managed to spill out of the box in its rightful place next to the whiteout and lube. I would also like to note that aside from the random objects scattered about, this shelf had been organized in some manner.

At the side of my bed.

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