Every once in a while we’ll compile a list of images that indicate excessive alcohol consumption (check out Part 1 here and Part 2 here). And while there’s nothing wrong with drinking until you piss your pants, you must understand that the consequences can mean a picture of you butt naked in the driveway ends up all over the internet.

Next time try to conceal your face so you don’t lose your job (especially you concealed face fail girl).

11. You opened the door with your face

10. You woke up naked on the driveway

9. You wet your pants. you’re 42 years-old

8. You slept in a noble fir christmas tree?

7. You slept on the stove and in the sink

6. You try to conceal your identity while looking at the camera

5. No guys even bothered…

4. Your buddy was ‘pretending’ to be a chick

3. You pretend you are that penguin stuffed animal

2. Any place and any time is nap time

1. Garglerglerrarghgeblahrough

There’s actually a new show about this on the Discovery Channel called Whale Wars. I haven’t seen it yet but I heard it’s pretty good.

Via Unstructed.

Nothing says outlaw like a tall glass of genuine Tenderness Whiskey.

New York Times Best-Selling author Tucker Max reveals the trailer for his upcoming movie “I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.”

If you laughed as much as we did, be sure to book a ticket on his premiere tour, coming to a city nearest you.

This gallery is a testament to the fact that celebrities, no matter how wealthy and/or famous they are, are no different than the rest of us (the beer drinking, liquor loving ones at least).

Most of us have done it before, we just didn’t have 160 flashes going off in our faces when we did. So let’s shake these celebs of their pedestals and enjoy Drunk Celebs: The Definitive Gallery.

Beyoncé, start us off…

AN Adelaide man will face separate drink driving charges after going to a police station to ask for directions.

The 27-year-old was breath-tested at the police station, charged with drink driving and had his license suspended on the spot.

Police say the man went to the Aldinga station, south of Adelaide, on Friday to ask for directions to a local school so he could pick up his grandchildren.

After being charged, the man left the Aldinga police station – and drove away.

Patrols later found him driving again, with his grandchildren in the car.

The man is due to face court next month.

How a 27-year-old has grandchildren makes about as much sense as his decision making…

For whatever reason, our readers seem to enjoy articles and lists about excessive drinking and (anti)socialite behavior, so we tend to allocate most of our day to said niche (if not textually, in reality).

We’ve done The Drunker You Are, The Harder You Fall and we’ve done the Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much and have had success doing so.

We took what we learned, mixed in some public urination, threw in a little Hasselhoff, and dropped in a dash of Verne Troyer to come up with the (Not So Top) 10 More Signs You Drank Too Much.

In the words of Nic Cage, Here. We. Go.

10. You’re spooning a bench

9. You piss where you sleep where I wait for the bus

8. You’re trying to cheat on your wife with an ATM machine

7. You are the Hasselhoff

6. You just… The whole toilet

5. You’re this thing

4. You shouldn’t have been driving

3. The crosswalk is a crosscrawl

2. You were Santa

1. You are Verne Troyer and you’re on the run

One of my favorite youtube search queries is drunk fall. And because I’m sure you’ve been there but probably weren’t lucky enough to have a friend (or complete stranger) film you, I found it necessary to compile a top 10 list acclaiming those drunks who were lucky enough not just to be filmed, but to end up on youtube tagged under my favorite youtube search query: drunk fall.

Thank you youtube.

10. Can’t sober up by running

9. The dirty cop

8. Hole in one, then out the door

7. Too drunk to ride/stand

6. Mr. Wobbles

5. The hidden hitchhiker

4. Alright guys, see you tomorr…

3. 2 dudes, 1 stump

2. Don’t mind me, just go around

1. Dude Vs. Puddle