The other day ESPN did their damnedest to baffle the internet (and on Sept. 5th, ESPN the Magazine subscribers) as to why they would they would propose the question “What if Michael Vick were white?” accompanied by an awkwardly photoshopped one Cracka’ Vick (affectionately known as George Michael Vick).

Naturally, the internets did what they do best and photoshopped satirical responses to said ESPN article.

They are as follows.

Initially the peephole video sounded more like internet hearsay than a legitimate (and extremely creepy) peephole video, but when ESPN released a statement, which was then followed by a statement from Erin Andrews’ attorney, suspicions were confirmed.

ESPN’s David Pahl wrote,

I am the General Counsel of ESPN, Inc. It has come to my attention that you have posted on your site pictures of a young, blonde woman . . . These pictures were obviously taken through a peephole or otherwise in a fashion constituting a trespass/assault on the rights of the woman involved. Your continued posting of these pictures are highly likely to render you an accessory after the fact to a criminal act. We hereby demand that you (i) immediately remove these pictures from your site and (ii) disclose to us the source of the pictures. We intend to hold you fully responsible for further display of material that so obviously violates the law.

Please confirm by return e-mail that you intend to comply with these demands. In the absence of such confirmation we will assume you are an active and willing participant in these acts.

David Pahl

Her attorney followed,

“While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent. She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin’s privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities.”

For privacy’s sake (and respect), we will not be posting the link to the video.

I’m not exactly sure what the “pop” is that Chris Berman talks about regarding the Codeine smuggling he’s apparently been doing.

As far as I know, Codeine is an opiate painkiller that causes numbness and drowsiness. So If Boomer considers “pop” that feeling you get after Thanksgiving Dinner (otherwise known as “dat itis” or “niggaitis“), it’s no wonder he weighs as much as he does.

This is one of my favorites…



And one more for good measure (my all time favorite)… Thats a double negative!