Posts Tagged ‘Expansion Teams’

With the Supersonics’ recent departure from Seattle, the Oklahoma City team must choose a new name. Since there are no lakes in Los Angeles and a severe lack of jazz in Utah, we here at Banned In Hollywood created the top ten rejected and geographically appropriate franchise names.

10. New Orleans Looters

“Free” Heinekens for the first 1,000 fans in attendance.

9. Salt Lake City Polygamists

“Every night is family night at Poly Pavilion!”

8. San Diego Wildfire

The roof is on fire. No seriously. There’s fu©king ash in my eye.

7. Seattle Anarchists

We are winning. You are losing. Well, even if we aren’t winning, we have these sweet bandannas.