From Matthew Stafford memorabilia giveaways to smokin’ hot pics of Marisa Miller, Axe always has something new and different to surprise their male fans and this holiday season is no different with AXE CELEBRATIONS.

AXE CELEBRATIONS is a Facebook application that allows you to send special messages to friends on the most important dates of the year.

The great thing about the app is that users can choose to receive the message at any time, or send hot messages to their friends on the days that they want to celebrate throughout the year — good thing Brett Favre didn’t get his hands on this app a few years ago.

All you have to do is click here to sign up for the Facebook App, and before you know it, you’ll be sending and receiving steamy Axe messages.

Click the play button below to get started!

Source: Oli & Alex

I’m kind of curious to read the comments people left for this SeXi grUmpY mAmi. I’m pretty sure four out of the five are links to educational videos like this.

Your life. You’re doing it wrong.

Never try to go toe to toe with a troll — it’s a losing battle.

The only reason why your family might not fly in from Texas okay is if they read your facebook status. Trust me, I know. When my family was coming into town for Thanksgiving in Tennessee my status read: Shot a few hot loads in some beaver. Hope the family wants a taste.

They had many questions.

Link via reddit.

Take out your notepads. First rule of sleeping with a hooker in Guam is never pay for said hooker with the wife’s credit card, that is of course unless this simply confuses her and her natural reaction is to post about it on facebook — then you’re probably in the clear.

Plus, I’m pretty sure prostitution is a write-off — the government does it all the time. Although, being Guam it’s probably only going to be a $25 deduction.

To Steve’s credit, simply getting through and entire Pauly Shore movie is an accomplishment. There’s probably an equation that someone other that me could come up with that proportionally relates the punch myself in the face factor versus time for each movie, and naturally, In The Army Now could take on the multi-disc Lord of the Rings: Unedited Dailies Edition.

I’m calling the apple store night now, you are in a lot of trouble, mister isn’t the most threatening of threats — I’d call it more of a playful horny girlfriend tease than anything else.

You better run and hide you naughty boy, I’ll be there soon!!!

kuchi Kuchi koo!

Sorry dad, your threats are no match for the internets.

What did she think was going to happen? The only guy that might be into that sort of thing is this guy, and given his friendly disposition and chiseled features, he’s probably already spoken for.