I understand how tempting it can be to update your facebook status devoid of punctuation — it shows your cavalier attitude and nonchalance toward life, and I can respect that. Just make sure you read [...]
Would clicking the above link lead you to the definitive blowhole spreader specialist database? And more importantly, will Blue Cross cover my visit? Because I’ve already burned too much money this year on goatse related [...]
Now I understand why you are supposed to block your ex on facebook. But let’s be honest, you work at Hollister, I wouldn’t really chalk it up to a loss… Puka shells, brah.
Good luck to you buddy, you are a very ambitious man — eight and-a-half hours is a very long time.
Pinky made it for a good 17 minutes so I’d say the experiment was a success. Atta boy Pinky.
Seriously? I understand why you wouldn’t know who Carson Daly is, but Conan O’Brien? Really? Actually, let me take that back, she must know who Carson is — she’s black, and black people love TRL. [...]
Facebook, you son of a bitch. You know that eating disorders are my weakness… don’t you dare tempt me into going back to manorexia.
Shoulda gone with a PS3.
And it has access to all of your photo albums so it knows pretty damn well that you need to quit it with the weekly carton of vanilla Dryer’s.
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Over the past few days, my Facebook feed has been infiltrated with this stupid picture. When I got tagged as “The Stylish One,” I put my foot down. I present to you the newest (and [...]
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