Librans Beware
I don’t like to think of it as rape– it has such a negative connotation. I prefer to think of it as surprise sex
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Woman Attempts To Deposit Cocaine At Bank, Fails Completely
A Connecticut woman was charged with possession of narcotics after attempting to deposit a bag of cocaine with her bank's drive up teller
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Husband Bails From Moving Vehicle After Wife Refuses To Shut Up
From the Leaf Chronicle, A 23-year-old man jumped from a moving vehicle Thursday evening after his wife refused to “shut up,” according to a Montgomery County Sheriff’s Office report
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Arab Ambassador Discovers Bride Is Bearded, Cross-Eyed Behind Veil
An Arab ambassador has called off his wedding after finding out that his bride, who usually wears a veil covering her face, has a beard and is cross-eyed, which pretty much sounds like me
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What’s Wrong With You Ohio?
The intruder just had to ice the cake. Couldn’t leave the poor dog well enough alone
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Twitter Updates And Billboards Do Not Mix
Looks like this case is closed… Victoria’s Secret Angel causes commotion in NFL : The Bachelor Guy Student Strip Competition : Zoo Today Marisa Miller’s legs go on and on : Celebrity Odor Girls
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