Hey, Thanks For The Tip Cosmo (13 Pictures)
My girlfriend botoxed her vagina and now she wants to have sex with her legs tucked behind her back
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I’ve always thought about bombproofing my horse — just never had the necessary drive or proper instruction. Now I don’t have an excuse
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When it comes to faking your identity, better to err on the side of simplicity rather than alcohol props and future ex-girlfriends
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Based on no research and solely on my expertise, when it comes to selling homes, a memorable name is a great way to get more referrals, leads and sales
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When a little kid who weighs 45 pounds fall on his bike there isn’t too much damage done
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Just a gallery of 21 excellent McDonald’s Fails to round out your humpday morning
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Not that it’s that great of a ‘get you laid at a bar’ story, but at least you can tell people that you’re one of two people to have ever been clotheslined by a
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I can only imagine you’ve generated a lot of Division I interest in you becoming part of the engineering squad
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Officers cautiously followed this suspected candy thief as he hopped from roof to roof, not knowing what to expect
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If drinking your beer means your friend needs to change their shirt, you sir are doing it right
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Ten honest clothing tags to remind you that you need your girlfriend to do your laundry
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