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Hey, Thanks For The Tip Cosmo (13 Pictures)

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:18:44 +0000

My girlfriend botoxed her vagina and now she wants to have sex with her legs tucked behind her back?

Seems Legit To Me (45 Pictures)

Brotha Jonze — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:44:34 +0000

Seems legit enough to me.

30 More Retarded Book Titles You Probably Won’t Find In Your Public Library

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 02:11:23 +0000

I’ve always thought about bombproofing my horse — just never had the necessary drive or proper instruction. Now I don’t have an excuse.

For more check out these past galleries: 12 more strange book titles and 30 more strange book titles.

Friendzone Much?

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:02:14 +0000

Nothing says ‘alpha-male’ like being used as an ottoman by the girl who refers to you as “like a brother to me.”

5 Excellent ID Cards

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 23:35:47 +0000

When it comes to faking your identity, better to err on the side of simplicity rather than alcohol props and future ex-girlfriends. We all know that your girlfriend Vanessa is a total babe and that fake IDs are expensive, but the 2-for-1 on Alvarado St. isn’t always the best deal.

I’m 21, see, I’m drinking this bottle here, in my picture, see.

27 Excellent Realtor Name Fails

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 22:36:04 +0000

Based on no research and solely on my expertise, when it comes to selling homes, a memorable name is a great way to get more referrals, leads and sales — this is why The Gooch Group is world renowned as the single greatest Realtor Firm.

And now for the rest of ‘em.

21 Pictures of People Falling Off Bikes

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 18:26:43 +0000

When a little kid who weighs 45 pounds fall on his bike there isn’t too much damage done. But when an adult weighing 180 pounds falls on a bike, there’s much more pain involved, which generally means more humor.

Give up the bicycle stunts guys, you’re almost 35 years old.

21 Excellent McDonald’s Fails

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 09:09:00 +0000

Just a gallery of 21 excellent McDonald’s Fails to round out your humpday morning.

I guess the frieskull isn’t as much a fail as it is foreshadowing the Michelin kid’s adolescence.

Clotheslined

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 20:44:39 +0000

Not that it’s that great of a ‘get you laid at a bar’ story, but at least you can tell people that you’re one of two people to have ever been clotheslined by a bus.

Cheers.

And now for our link dump:

The Storm Chasing Schmucks (truTV)

Keira Knightly Hotness (Maxim)

The Worst Jack and Jill Reviews Ever (Ranker)

Anti-Smoker Fail (FunnyCrave)

Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Hotness (Popoholic)

Sexy Babes Without Lingerie (Linkiest)

A Tumblr…Of Hot Chicks (BroBible)

8 Things That Sucks About Music Festivals (Guyism)

Cousin Wanted A Booty Call (RegretfulMorning)

Why Skyrim Will Be Better In Real Life (AdultSwim)

Baby Likes Biggy (TheDailyWhat)

Jessica Gomes Maxim Hotness (CelebSlam)

GiGi Star Sexiness (GorillaMask)

Billy Crystal for the Oscars! (FilmDrunk)

25 Epic Bus Ads (SuperBooyah)

Herman Cain Imagines A Pizza-less World (IAmBored)

Why The Muppets Should Host The Oscars (ScreenJunkies)

Catching A Ball, You’re Doing It Wrong (23 Pictures)

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 20:36:16 +0000

I can only imagine you’ve generated a lot of Division I interest in you becoming part of the engineering squad.