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Just One Of The Guys… Less The Graceful Dismount

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 20:48:53 +0000

I’m all for gender equality, but when it comes to eating shit on your bicycle let us handle it. You can have falling off of runways, we’ll take falling off of bikes.

How Not To Play On Your Zipline

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:07:49 +0000

The first thing to note is that if you’re playing on your zipline and you’re not a 13-year-old boy you’re already doing it wrong.

Second thing to note; your zipline will be more effective if you don’t tether it at a 75-degree angle.

I understand that sharper angles generate more velocity, but when said velocity is the rate at which your own self nutflops from 25-feet onto the pinestraw, you will surely benefit from lower speeds and thus, shallower angles.

Props for keeping that hat on for as long as you did though, Lance, it’s all about aerodynamics.

Mascot Falls Off Dugout Roof, Much To Amusement Of Crowd

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 20:43:26 +0000

I know they say there’s no crying in baseball, but they clearly weren’t considering that you would moonwalk your stuffed animal wearing ass off the roof of the dugout in the middle of Take Me Out To The Ballgame.

At least your fall (and your back) was broken by that cushy bat rack.

That’s one way to get the fans cheering…

Via: Dugout Doctors

100 Funny Falls In One Video

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 05:19:30 +0000

If you’re in the market of watching people fall really hard, which apparently many people are, YouTube is your greatest resource. This is one of the greatest compilations of all time…

Alicia Silverstone falls headfirst into limo door at GQ Awards

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:01:27 +0000

I wish I could have been there so I could have been that guy. This situation needed that guy. You know who I’m talking about.

There’s nothing better than watching strangers trip and fall in public and everyone around the victim (of their own fault) squeals and gasps like the attendees of that wedding on youtube where the groom trips on a stair and takes the bride with him on an underwater voyage into the swimming pool–but then there’s just that one guy off in the back who happens to be holding a beer in one hand and a chili dog in the other and he starts to chuckle, nudges a stranger to his right hoping that he finds the situation funny, but the stranger gives him a disappointed stare because he doesn’t find the situation funny at all, so that guy resorts to more beer, more chili dog, and more throaty chuckle. When others put their cameras down to rush over and help, that guy takes his camera out, snaps a few pictures, and wishes he had pulled his camera out before the fall.

That’s who I strive to be every time someone falls in public, and I wish I could have been that guy when Alicia Silverstone fell headfirst into the door of her limo at GQ’s 2009 Man of the Year Awards.

I also wish pictures of the head-to-limo moment of impact would surface on the internet. Please link to said photos in the comments if you know where they’re hiding.

Having a rough day at work?

Brotha Jonze — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:28:44 +0000

This video is for all of you who are thinking you should get out of your cubicle, move to a small island, become a fisherman and marry a cute little native girl. It sounds good in theory, but…

The Drunker You Are, The Harder You Fall

Brotha Jonze — Tue, 13 May 2008 23:32:13 +0000

The Cop knew exactly what he was doing.

Guy must have a strong dome.

Here’s the drunk logic: If my body leans forward, i run to catch myself.

On the bright side, the water softens the landing…

And once again. Drunk Guy + Bike + Fence = Good Video And Finally, no matter how hard you try, it takes two wheels buddy.