Posts Tagged ‘Family Guy’

Valentine’s Day is rapidly approaching so I figured I should dedicate an article to coming up with ideas for what to do and where to take your woman on the special day.

For inspiration I turn to the wonderful, the creative, the attractive, the redneck.

Start by giving her roses

Make sure to call a babysitter

Take her for a ride on your Harley during the day

Or on horseback

Take her to The Opera

Take her to the beach to throw horseshoes

Buy her sexy lingerie

Let her use the bathroom to get ready

Take her out to Mastro’s Steakhouse in a limo

Or save some money and take a taxi

If you follow my advice, you’ll ensure yourself a wonderful evening with the woman you love. Fun during the day, a pleasant dinner, and hours of passionate sex.

And if you’re single…

Turn on Cartoon Network and watch re-runs of Family Guy

Family Guy’s Peter Griffin, besides being known as irreverent, misogynist and if he were real, the guy I’d most like to grab a beer with, is also known for his violently obtuse jugular – it’s his staple.

And while he is just a cartoon, I find it important that we at Banned In Hollywood address the fact that the Peter Griffin Jowl is not limited to the screen, and is in fact, found in the wild.

That said, to debunk common misconception, it’s also not just limited to males (as seen below).

She looks so happy. Yet so, so very sad…

If you would like to see a few more Peter Griffin’s caught in the wild, please click the thumbnails below. And if you have more unseen Peter Griffin’s, or any other funny pics, feel free to send them in an email to bannedinhollywood(at)gmail(dot)com.