15 Fat Superheros
15 awesomely overweight superheroes to remind yourself that no one’s going to save you
Read More »Almost Cleared It
If it weren’t for classic American stereotype-types, canceled gym memberships, Human Tetris and Wienerschitzel two-a-days, I honestly do not think I would make it through the week, but thankfully all these things exist in
Read More »Cruisin’ Down The Street In My ’64
They See Me Rollin’ Part 1: They See Me Rollin’ Part 2: You know it’s time to go on a diet when you have to use a rascal scooter to get around and you’re
Read More »6 Mammoth Moments In Beer Goggle Fail
Remember that scene in Beerfest where Barry (Jay Chandrasekhar) gets drunk at a bar, hits on and takes home a gorgeous woman only to wake up next to Mo’Nique? Dazed, his flashback shows his
Read More »And Finally…
You know you’re in need of some serious lifestyle changes when you’re getting mistaken as prey by illegal beluga whale poachers… The harpoons, man them
Read More »So This Is What True Love Looks Like
You know, True Love, the website with a product selector similar to apple.com where you get to modify your Asian mail-order bride with a bunch of custom add-ons like
Read More »20 More Signs You Need To Go On A Diet
Like our Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series, our 10 Signs You Need To Go On A Diet series is always popular. Because it is our first installment of this series in
Read More »The Tables Have Turned
A classic case of the hunter becoming the hunted… Just with extra pickles and a shitload of mayo
Read More »The Bigger They Are The Harder They Fall
What do you get when you grab the biggest girl you can find, throw her on a swingset and push her until she reaches maximum verticality
Read More »Fat Guy Attempts To Skateboard, Succumbs To 35 Years Of Chili Dog Eating
Why is it that the fattest of guys always attempt the most difficult of sports? The fact that someone is videotaping this s’quatch sighting is your first clue that big Papa John will not
Read More »Hot Chicks Love… Fat Things?
Image via Unstructed Joanna Krupa so hot in so many ways – Caveman Circus Awesome 24 Hour Fitness Deal At Costco – Free Tofu Halloween Costume Contest Finale 2009 – College Humor The Saturday’s
Read More »Fat People Riding Scooters: A Gallery
If there was ever a sign that you are giving up on life, it’s not that you’re so morbidly obese that you are 38 and you scoot around on the same type of scooter
Read More »20 Enormous Animals
This is what happens when Alex Rodriguez gets a hold of your pets. That or the people feeding these beasts can probably be found on this list of 10 gigantic humans. You’ll also like:
Read More »This Is Why I Quit Drinking
There’s actually a new show about this on the Discovery Channel called Whale Wars. I haven’t seen it yet but I heard it’s pretty good. Via Unstructed
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