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• 15 Fat Superheros

  In Fat People, Featured / 2 November 2011 / 1 comment

  

  15 awesomely overweight superheroes to remind yourself that no one’s going to save you.

   

• Almost Cleared It

  In GIFS / 6 June 2011 / 0 comments

  

  If it weren’t for classic American stereotype-types, canceled gym memberships, Human Tetris and Wienerschitzel two-a-days, I honestly do not think I would make it through the week, but thankfully all these things exist in one [...]

   

• Cruisin’ Down The Street In My ’64

  In Fail / 2 June 2011 / 3 comments

  

  They See Me Rollin’ Part 1: They See Me Rollin’ Part 2: You know it’s time to go on a diet when you have to use a rascal scooter to get around and you’re not [...]

   

• 6 Mammoth Moments In Beer Goggle Fail

  In Drunk People, Featured / 28 April 2011 / 1 comment

  

  Remember that scene in Beerfest where Barry (Jay Chandrasekhar) gets drunk at a bar, hits on and takes home a gorgeous woman only to wake up next to Mo’Nique? Dazed, his flashback shows his beer [...]

   

• And Finally…

  In Fail / 11 March 2011 / 0 comments

  

  You know you’re in need of some serious lifestyle changes when you’re getting mistaken as prey by illegal beluga whale poachers… The harpoons, man them.

   

• So This Is What True Love Looks Like

  In Fail / 11 November 2010 / 1 comment

  

  You know, True Love, the website with a product selector similar to apple.com where you get to modify your Asian mail-order bride with a bunch of custom add-ons like:

   

• 20 More Signs You Need To Go On A Diet

  In Fat People / 20 August 2010 / 1 comment

  

  Like our Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series, our 10 Signs You Need To Go On A Diet series is always popular. Because it is our first installment of this series in the [...]

   

• The Tables Have Turned

  In Funny / 18 August 2010 / 2 comments

  

  A classic case of the hunter becoming the hunted… Just with extra pickles and a shitload of mayo.

   

• The Bigger They Are The Harder They Fall

  In Fail / 4 June 2010 / 0 comments

  

  What do you get when you grab the biggest girl you can find, throw her on a swingset and push her until she reaches maximum verticality?

   

• Fat Guy Attempts To Skateboard, Succumbs To 35 Years Of Chili Dog Eating

  In Fail / 30 March 2010 / 2 comments

  

  Why is it that the fattest of guys always attempt the most difficult of sports? The fact that someone is videotaping this s’quatch sighting is your first clue that big Papa John will not successfully [...]

   

• Hot Chicks Love… Fat Things?

  In Funny / 10 November 2009 / 0 comments

  

  Image via Unstructed Joanna Krupa so hot in so many ways – Caveman Circus Awesome 24 Hour Fitness Deal At Costco – Free Tofu Halloween Costume Contest Finale 2009 – College Humor The Saturday’s Frankie [...]

   

• Fat People Riding Scooters: A Gallery

  In Featured, Top Lists / 21 October 2009 / 13 comments

  

  If there was ever a sign that you are giving up on life, it’s not that you’re so morbidly obese that you are 38 and you scoot around on the same type of scooter my [...]

   

• 20 Enormous Animals

  In Animals / 19 October 2009 / 0 comments

  

  This is what happens when Alex Rodriguez gets a hold of your pets. That or the people feeding these beasts can probably be found on this list of 10 gigantic humans. You’ll also like: Most [...]

   

• This Is Why I Quit Drinking

  In Fail, Funny / 9 September 2009 / 0 comments

  

  There’s actually a new show about this on the Discovery Channel called Whale Wars. I haven’t seen it yet but I heard it’s pretty good. Via Unstructed.