Kevin Federline Pulls A Jessica Simpson, Gains 85 Lbs
Living off of Britney Spears’ monthly cash installments, Kevin Federline is showing the world that men can do what women have been doing for decades. The New York Post reports, Britney Spears has put
Read More »Britney Spears, Maxim Deutschland aka Germany April 2009
When you stick a woman on the cover of a magazine, you want her to be and look as attractive as possible — this encourages guys to buy the magazine. When you’re Maxim Magazine
Read More »Top ten moments in fat kid history
Many youngsters have something about their physical appearance that they wish they could change, except maybe Zach Morris from Saved by the Bell, God he’s gorgeous. Some kids have acne, some are too short,
Read More »10 More Signs You Need To Go On A Diet
Back in January I compiled an insanely successful image list of the top 12 signs people should begin dieting. Over the next few months I realized that those 12 instances were not the 12
Read More »Jessica Simpson, mom jeans, belly contractor, fat, at chili cookoff
Remember a few months ago when Jessica Simpson was attractive? I do. But after seeing these photos, I’m beginning to think that dating Tony Romo has meant lots of time sitting in luxury boxes,
Read More »12 signs you need to go on a diet
Some people will be offended by this list–it’s a natural response to those who need to diet–for those of you who don’t need to diet–relax, sit back, put your feet up, and indulge in
Read More »Ricky Gervais defends his stance on fat people
LONDON–If you don’t know who Ricky Gervais is, this is probably the first time you’ve visited Banned In Hollywood. If you do know who he is, then you know that challenging his humor and
Read More »But, This Isn’t What It Looked Like In The Catalog…
This is a case where her friends should have stepped in to suggest she go as a household appliance for Halloween. Washer, dryer, big screen TV, refrigerator, even a garbage disposal are all possibilities.
Read More »The Big 3: Exercise Products Guaranteed To Make You Fat
When your job is sitting around making lists about stupid things that stupid people do in between rounds of golf at The Riv and LA Country Club (if they’ll let me back), I catch
Read More »2 Fat, 2 Furious
An Ohio inmate on death row, Richard Cooey, has filed a lawsuit to further delay his execution for being too fat. Cooey’s medication for migraines might interfere with the drug used to put inmates
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