Posts Tagged ‘Fergie’

There’s really nothing less attractive than Fergie. First she pisses her pants on stage and I give her the benefit of the doubt that the piss came from a vagina. Now this? An explicitly testicular cockgrab?

What’s next, Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite?

Via Unstructed

Fergie was spotted on the beach heading off to go sailing in a bikini, but who cares? The only thing that she’s ever done that anyone should consider really god damn important happened on stage a few years ago.

Remember, she was singing a few terrible songs from her terrible album and midway through her terrible set she took a piss in her pants? Remember that? If not, here’s a link to the image.

Hope that doesn’t spoil these pics of her in a bikini.

I grouped these two together because they both seem to fit into the same category. They’re blond, blue eyed and seem like the type of women mom and dad wouldn’t mind meeting. They’re also sexy as hell and they also both seem like theater nerds. The latter is sort of a bummer, but their sexiness outweighs the bummer.

So without further ado, enjoy Scarlett and Kristen from the 2008 Teen Choice Awards.