Someone finally found the pigeon’s one and only purpose.

Team white t-shirts decides to swim with the dolphins at an oceanarium in Russia which angers team black t-shirts (also known as team security… also known as the only guys getting their asses kicked and tossed into the pool) and thus a brawl ensues.

Outnumbered, the white-shirts team up and stand their ground.

Then at the 3-minute mark a velociraptor makes a cameo, screeches, exits, and more black-shirts get tossed in the pool.

After all the hype you would think that Batman would be a better fighter, but then again it is Las Vegas and they do sell 120oz margarita guitars.

The only thing worse than getting knocked out by a guy and having someone capture it on video is getting knocked out by a tranny and having someone catch it on video.

No disrespect to trannies, but the only thing more emasculating than removing your genitals and undergoing hormone therapy is getting KO’d by someone who removed their genitals and underwent hormone therapy.

Just saying.

Reminds me of this excellent video.

I understand that you can’t always choose the time of a traditional Mexican rock fight, but the place — come on now — is in front of a moving Subaru really necessary?

10 points for verticality hombre, but your amigo is going to cost you 15 for both leg and arm inversion.

Never get in a man’s way, it’s just not nice.

If you’re a white guy and a little black kid comes hopping into your life (I know what you’re thinking, you’re probably this guy), it’s in your best interest not to walk over to him and kick him in the sack.

That is of course if you feel like not getting punched in the face.

Some people just weren’t meant to leave the house…

Head on over here for the gif.

At 6pm on Saturday, February 14, millions of couples around the world obligatorily celebrated their relationship by going out to expensive dinners and buying diamond encrusted platinum pendants for loved ones to wear a few times a year–men were stressed, and women were disappointed.

Several hours earlier, Pittsburgh Steelers’ kicker Jeff Reed was fighting a towel dispenser at a Sheetz convenience store in New Alexandria, a small town 35 miles east of Pittsburgh, because the (usually very understanding) dispenser refused him a towel, forcing him to dry his hands on his pants.

Trooper Shawn Askins, who charged reed with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief, each carrying a maximum fine of $300 and 90 days in jail per offense, says “Reed caused damage to a towel dispenser as he was infuriated at the fact that there were no towels in it,” and continued to clarify that Reed threw a temper tantrum in the restroom, broke the towel dispenser, and cussed at an employee while on his way out.

More information is being gathered.

Reed makes 83% of field goals (162 of 196) and has scored 733 points for the Steelers in his career–what he does off the field is much less impressive.