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Quick! Get Him Some Place Warm

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 21:04:45 +0000

Holy shit, Brad’s got the goosebumps, put him somewhere warm!

But in all seriousness, if you still haven’t seen the video of this motorcyclist from Logan, Utah being saved from a fiery crash by a bunch of onlookers, it’s worth watching — if only for the video-taker’s Maddenesque play-by-play commentary.

25 Smokin’ Hot Moments In Fire Fail

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 30 May 2011 20:36:07 +0000

What happens when the fire department needs to call the fire department? What happens when a firetruck ignites and burns? These questions and many more proposed in 25 smokin’ hot moments in fire fail.

What Not To Do In Case Of Fire

Brotha Jonze — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 22:41:28 +0000

When conducting a fire safety demonstration, make sure you employ someone who has a general idea of how to practice safe fire-making. If even this is too much to ask, simply try to hire someone whose idea of fire safety is not lighting himself on fire and spraying screaming fireballs at passers by.

Though to be fair, this guy is probably really fun to drink with.

For the full video head here.

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Stoned firefighter inhales too much during smoke-out

Brotha Jonze — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:37:08 +0000

This is probably why the fire department has such a strict policy requiring potential fireman to have never tried smoking pot (or to at least deny the fact). Imagine what a great cop this guy would have made — stealing ounces of grass from high-school kids.

The great thing about it would be that you could drive however fast you want — no way this guy’s driving over 35.