Now I understand why you are supposed to block your ex on facebook. But let’s be honest, you work at Hollister, I wouldn’t really chalk it up to a loss…

Puka shells, brah.

At five-foot-six and 125 pounds, Debrahlee Lorenzana is a stunning Puerto Rican knockout. But after being fired by Citibank for being “too hot”, she’s taking her case (along with her smokin’ hot body) to court. The Village Voice reports,

In many ways, the story of her life has been about getting attention from men—both the wanted and the unwanted kind. But when she got fired last summer from her job as a banker at a Citibank branch in Midtown—her bosses cited her work performance—she got even hotter. She sued Citigroup, claiming that she was fired solely because her bosses thought she was too hot.

This is the way Debbie Lorenzana tells it: Her bosses told her they couldn’t concentrate on their work because her appearance was too distracting. They ordered her to stop wearing turtlenecks. She was also forbidden to wear pencil skirts, three-inch heels, or fitted business suits. Lorenzana, a 33-year-old single mom, pointed out female colleagues whose clothing was far more revealing than hers: “They said their body shapes were different from mine, and I drew too much attention,” she says.

Look on the bright side Debrahlee, at least you didn’t get fired for looking like Kerstie Alley’s stunt double in the International Federation of Competitive Eating’s Hot Dog Eating Championship.

Check out the Debbie Lorenzana gallery below and head to The Village Voice for the complete story.

DETROIT (AP)—General Motors Corp. said Monday that it is ending its 9 year endorsement deal with Tiger Woods in order to save money for executive pocket lining.

The endorsement deal, believed to be worth upwards of $7 million a year, was set to end in 2009, but the decision, Woods’ agent Mark Steinberg assures, was “absolutely mutual.” He continues:

“It was a combination of things. Tiger was looking to gain some more time [with his family], and certainly it was an opportunity for GM to reduce its spending with everything going on.”

Tom Krisher, AP Auto Writer comments:

“U.S. automakers, the single largest category of advertisers, cut their ad spending 18 percent to $1.37 billion in the second quarter compared with the same period in 2007.”

Though the auto market is failing, expect GM to re-sign Woods at $10 million a year and throw a $6 million corporate retreat in Barbados once the Fed decides to bail out the useless automaker a la AIG.

“Tiffany Shepherd, 30, a college-educated single mother of three children, ages 2, 6, and 9, had worked for four years in Florida’s St. Lucie County School District, just north of Palm Beach, before an ugly divorce early this year caused enough financial strain that she had to seek a second job.”

I don’t see why she just didn’t take a job as a stripper, then she could have at least avoided losing her job by going by a dancer name like Tiffany Cockhard. Just my 0.02.