New York Times Best-selling author and now filmmaker has scored on the Florida Gators before the season has even started.

On Sunday morning Tom Cruise headed out to Daytona Beach, Florida to meet up with his ex-wife Nicole Kidman and watch her new husband Keith Urban perform a set for NASCAR enthusiasts at the 51st annual Daytona 500.
HuffPo reports,
“Urban took brief questions and laughed awkwardly when asked what his favorite racing movie is.
“Uhhhhh … `Cars’?” he stammered, choosing the animated movie over the more obvious “Days of Thunder” that featured his wife, Nicole Kidman, with her ex-husband, Tom Cruise.
Later, Urban and Cruise both attended the pre-race driver meeting. The two …

I’ve always said I would never have kids, partially because I don’t think I could handle the responsibility, but mostly because they, like a raging case of impotence, would encroach on my Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights.
However, After reading this CBS News article I realize I’ve been assessing the burden a child bears on his or her father without acknowledging the benefits, and I need to be more optimistic:
(AP) – Authorities in southwest Florida say an intoxicated man had his 9-year-old son take him on a beer run. Cape Coral …

Of course she’s better than lets say, Nicole Richie, but Nicole Richie is to life what that unnamed actor from Napoleon Dynamite was to Blades of Glory, an anchor, so thats really not saying much.
To me, Kim Kardashian is like the fat annoying girl from elementary school that had a crush on you. She doesn’t really know how to present herself, kinda smells and is always poking her deformed nose into your business. And at the end of the day, she’s just that fat girl that you can’t get enough …

Carrie Underwood is sexy, there’s no way around that, and as far as I’m concerned, she’s better to look at than to listen to. She’s also better to look at than to read what I have to say about her, stupid.