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		<title>5 Great Football Celebration Fails</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brotha Jonze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Being that I&#8217;ve spent my entire life living in Los Angeles, four of those years being at a Karl Dorrell led UCLA, I really have no football team to root for.
And as you can imagine, particularly if you&#8217;re from the greater LA area, when you have no team to root for, you either root for a) skull exploding hits, b) individual players failing their teams (a la Tony Romo&#8217;s season ending fumbled snap) or c) Notre Dame&#8217;s Jimmy Clausen accomplishing both a) and b) on an every-Saturday basis (things are ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_11399" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 227px"><a href="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-09-at-11.54.17-AM.png"><img class="size-full wp-image-11399" title="Screen shot 2009-11-09 at 11.54.17 AM" src="http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Screen-shot-2009-11-09-at-11.54.17-AM.png" alt="Epic Football Fumble Fail" width="217" height="124" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Epic Football Fumble Fail</p></div>
<p>Being that I&#8217;ve spent my entire life living in Los Angeles, four of those years being at a Karl Dorrell led UCLA, I really have no football team to root for.</p>
<p>And as you can imagine, particularly if you&#8217;re from the greater LA area, when you have no team to root for, you either root for a) skull exploding hits, b) individual players failing their teams (a la Tony Romo&#8217;s season ending fumbled snap) or c) Notre Dame&#8217;s Jimmy Clausen accomplishing both a) and b) on an every-Saturday basis (things are looking pretty good for option c) thus far).</p>
<p>Because there simply aren&#8217;t enough minutes in the day to watch the dismemberment of Clausen, here are 5 great football celebration fails.</p>
<h2>5. The &#8211; 40 Yard Dash</h2>
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<p>Everybody wants this guy on their team. let the recruitment process begin&#8230;</p>
<h2>4. Cougars Don&#8217;t Leave Balls Unrecovered</h2>
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<p>Especially when the Cougars are desperate&#8230;</p>
<h2>3. Wrong Endzone, Buddy</h2>
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<p>Some careers end with injury, but Jim Marshall&#8217;s career comes to an end after a successful fumble recovery.</p>
<h2>2. Desean Jackson Is Premature</h2>
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<p>This isn&#8217;t going to make Andy Reid very happy&#8230;</p>
<h2>1. Hall Of Fame Type Fail</h2>
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<p>If you could be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame for anything but being a great player, this is what would earn your bid.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s easily the greatest single play in football history, and that goes for both American and European Football combined.</p>
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		<title>Quarterback Spikes Ball Into His Nuts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 02:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brotha Jonze</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If You&#8217;reÂ Kerwin Bell, CFL quarterback for the Toronto Argonauts, next time you score a touchdown do not spike the ball into a defenders face because it might land you three things: a taunting penalty, a punch to the face by the opposing team, and you spiking the football into your own nuts.
The lineman sitting on your face is just a bonus.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If You&#8217;reÂ Kerwin Bell, CFL quarterback for the Toronto Argonauts, next time you score a touchdown do not spike the ball into a defenders face because it might land you three things: a taunting penalty, a punch to the face by the opposing team, and you spiking the football into your own nuts.</p>
<p>The lineman sitting on your face is just a bonus.<br />
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