Because it’s going to be two weeks before we’ll see (competitive) football, and more importantly, the scantily clad sideline slags, Banned brings you 30 NFL cheerleaders from the 2010 season (32 to be exact).

When two last place teams with losing records square off, you can’t expect the winning team to know proper post-game celebration etiquette, and Titan’s owner Bud Adams is no exception.
It’s like when a defensive lineman recovers a fumble, runs it back for what looks like is going to be a touchdown, high-steps, holds the ball out in front of him only to have it batted away on the 1 yard line.
Some people just aren’t used to winning and consequently don’t know how to properly celebrate.
Bud Adams we salute your 41-17 …

Next time try a Benjamin, or at least a Hamilton… Maybe even a Lincoln, that ref looks like a pushover…

In the interest of full disclosure, I admit that I have not or cannot do some of the things listed. However, much like Lethal Weapon, I have earned diplomatic immunity by providing you with a comprehensive list of things you should be able to do to be in the man club. If you, like our editor Peter, think we’re merely subscribing to cliched ideals of masculinity, we can take this outside. Alright, brah?
Grow a Beard:
We’re not talking about some bitch-ass Ryan Seacrest five o’clock shadow. Nay, we refer to the …

Football is by far the most popular sport for bettors, whether we’re talking about the NFL or the college game. The teams play once a week and have a much shorter season than the NBA, MLB, or NHL and while there are a ton of NCAA football programs, there are far fewer than in college basketball.
With tons of wagers on football, you’ve probably guessed why sportsbooks pay so much attention to the action on the pigskin. It’s where books assign only the best oddsmakers, and it’s where they make the …

Even if you can’t stand them, their fans, or the fact that Tom Brady sleeps with one of your lifelong fantasies every night, you have to respect what the New England Patriots have accomplished in the last half a century.
The Pats have made 16 playoff appearances, won 11 Division Championships, 6 Conference Championships, and have won 3 Superbowl titles (all of which have come in the last 10 years).
To honor their success, Gillette created this tributary video.

In case you were wondering, the cast includes:
Players singing – Matt Light, Adalius Thomas, …

New York Times Best-selling author and now filmmaker has scored on the Florida Gators before the season has even started.

If You’re Kerwin Bell, CFL quarterback for the Toronto Argonauts, next time you score a touchdown do not spike the ball into a defenders face because it might land you three things: a taunting penalty, a punch to the face by the opposing team, and you spiking the football into your own nuts.
The lineman sitting on your face is just a bonus.

When he was in high school, you know this guy used to get juked during games (well, the one game he got to play in) and then beat up in the locker room afterward.
Instead of being a good father and teaching his son to do to others what others did to him, he’s doing to his son what others did to him. And he’s an asshole.
Touchdown!
Oh, and nice cell phone hoster… 21st century technology and the Dollar Trilogy’s ‘Man With No Name’ doesn’t mix. But it’s just so practical!