Just a video of an EZ-GO James Harrisoning a group of eight or so coaches, trainers and Eli Mannings to round out your Tuesday afternoon.

And if you care, the Spring Dekaney Wildcats beat the Cibolo Steele 34-14.

Oh, and just in case you were thinking of making that runaway golf cart remix video, it’s been done.

Last weekend’s Joe Adams vs the entire Tennessee Special Teams punt return was epic and all, but the real props goes out to homeboy in the stands at the 31-second mark who is so excited that his sweatshirt has to come off.

GIF version here.

Adams looks Devin Hesterish, which I’m sure will be a good thing for him in the long run financially.

Just a massive collection of my favorite Eli Manning photos.

While it probably would have been easier to just compile an exhaustive list of times Brett Favre cried in a press conference, we decided it would be more fun to diversify this list of 7 excellent football fail gifs… and then try to relate as many of them as we possibly could to the joke that has become Brett Favre.

Though sadly, the only way Brett Favre could be any worse is if he were Phillip Rivers’ bodysuit girdle flak-vest jacket-pack sack-attack pussy pads.

7. Later!

The immediate and lasting effects of drafting Matt Leinart.

6. The Handicapped Dickface

Handicapped people want to be treated like everyone else, right? And who doesn’t love that classic NCAA below-the-belt-to-the-mouth taste?

5. Also Known As The ‘Brett Favre’

Because he has no balls… although Jenn Sterger might disagree with that.

4. The Goal-Line Hand Stand

You can actually smell the draft rounds going by.

3. The Infamous Brett Favre Cockshot

Nevermind, maybe he does have balls.

2. WTF You Almost Hit Me

This pretty much sums up every 49ers season since Joe Montana or Steve Young — the only team worse at football is the Pittsburgh Pirates.

1. The Single Greatest Sports Moment

As if an uncoordinated quarterback rushing for a touchdown isn’t rare enough (our thoughts and prayers go out to you Jimmy Clausen), this guy manages to spike the ball into his nuts, get fouled up by a defender, and table-top the middle linebacker… all while the clock is stopped.

Still no Nike deal?

Impressive.

You have to admire the heart, but coach Bombay has to know when doing the right thing isn’t sending the blind kid out on the field to try not to tackle himself.

When I was at UCLA, we had a deaf kid on the team which was handicap enough (although to be fair, the Bruins have a tendency to employ their conference renowned ‘pistolplegic’ offense anyhow), but sending the blind kid out on the field is like hiring a black guy to develop photos in your dark room — you can’t see shit.

Next time, consider checking out an online sportsbook instead of taking to the field.

Immediately following his 65-yard fumble recovery touchdown run in the second quarter of Monday’s night’s main event, Michael Boley did his version of the Dirty Bird by pegging Giants video intern Ryan Brown in the face with the football.

Yahoo! Sports updates: Aside from some redness on the face, he was OK. Boley joked about his role in the pegging, poking fun at himself for not heeding to the old call of “act like you’ve been there.”

Atlanta Falcons’ wide receiver and number one pick (6th overall) Julio Jones takes practice throws before a week 2 matchup with the Michael Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles.

Jones is listed at 6’3″ 223lbs and could jump over your ass jumping as high as you could jump off the couch to grab another beer.

The other day ESPN did their damnedest to baffle the internet (and on Sept. 5th, ESPN the Magazine subscribers) as to why they would they would propose the question “What if Michael Vick were white?” accompanied by an awkwardly photoshopped one Cracka’ Vick (affectionately known as George Michael Vick).

Naturally, the internets did what they do best and photoshopped satirical responses to said ESPN article.

They are as follows.

Never before have I seen someone on such a fast track to the NFL as this guy. The Carolina Panthers drafted Jimmy Clausen last year and he ended the season with a QB rating of 58.4 — just imagine what their season could have been with this Bell guy.

He may only complete three passes on the game, but when it counts, his 2-minute drill will be essentially a negative 85-yard unsportsmanlike conduct march, a game-losing safety and a trip to the testicle doctor — and who doesn’t want that on their team?