Brett Favre Has an Interception Problem, a Cockshot Problem, an Ego Problem
Comes with miniature cell phone and 1-megapixel camera for sending disproportionally small cockshots to unsuspecting coworkers and friends.**
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Albert Haynesworth And The $100 Million Nap
Anyone who saw the Monday Night Football game last night between the Washington Redskins and the Philadelphia Eagles witnessed Michael Vick picking apart the Redskin secondary and shredding their defensive line
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7 Excellent Football Fail GIFS
While it probably would have been easier to just compile an exhaustive list of times Brett Favre cried in a press conference, we decided it would be more fun to diversify this list of
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Receiver Fail
I’m no receiver, but I was under the impression that you were supposed to catch the ball. Guy looks like Plaxico Burress getting college degrees thrown at him
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30 NFL Cheerleaders From 2009-2010
Because it’s going to be two weeks before we’ll see (competitive) football, and more importantly, the scantily clad sideline slags, Banned brings you 30 NFL cheerleaders from the 2010 season (32 to be exact)
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86-Year-Old Titan’s Owner Bud Adams Flips Bird At Bills
When two last place teams with losing records square off, you can’t expect the winning team to know proper post-game celebration etiquette, and Titan’s owner Bud Adams is no exception. It’s like when a
Read More »Ochocinco, You’re Gonna Need More Than A Washington
Next time try a Benjamin, or at least a Hamilton… Maybe even a Lincoln, that ref looks like a pushover&#
Read More »The Man Card Checklist Vol. 1
In the interest of full disclosure, I admit that I have not or cannot do some of the things listed. However, much like Lethal Weapon, I have earned diplomatic immunity by providing you with
Read More »BetUS Blitz 2009: Football Betting 101
Football is by far the most popular sport for bettors, whether we’re talking about the NFL or the college game. The teams play once a week and have a much shorter season than the
Read More »New England Patriots – Cheers to 50 Years
Even if you can’t stand them, their fans, or the fact that Tom Brady sleeps with one of your lifelong fantasies every night, you have to respect what the New England Patriots have accomplished
Read More »Florida Gators Defense Lets Tucker Max Slip Through
New York Times Best-selling author and now filmmaker has scored on the Florida Gators before the season has even started
Read More »Quarterback Spikes Ball Into His Nuts
If You’re Kerwin Bell, CFL quarterback for the Toronto Argonauts, next time you score a touchdown do not spike the ball into a defenders face because it might land you three things: a taunting penalty,
Read More »Dad is an asshole
When he was in high school, you know this guy used to get juked during games (well, the one game he got to play in) and then beat up in the locker room afterward.
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