For those of you who watch Rescue Me and saw last Tuesday’s episode, this is essentially what fall-guy Sean Garrity’s package looked like after he got down and dirty with the Jergens bronzing lotion – AKA humped a bowl of yams…

When you’re thinking of a name for your hot new burger joint or your neighborhood ice-creamery, you should take a second to make sure your ideas are not derived from categories on the popular SNL skit Celebrity Jeopardy. These 10 store names (one company name) were never double-checked, consequently they make up Banned’s Top 10 Stupid Store Names.
Tits…
10. Spacing is key when it comes to exchanging kids and sex changes

9. Cream filled buns anyone?

8. Popular with the ladies…

7. Sounds painful and probably available on Craigslist

6. Arrive early as space is …

When it comes to sex and looking sexy, people cross many lines in order to cash in on the desperate. Ever wanted to shove Mel Gibson up your ass? You can do it with celebrity butt plugs. Unhappy with the way your nipples or your camel-toe looks through your clothing? Well there are fixes for those issues too.
On that note, here are the Top 5 Sex Products That Shouldn’t Be.
5. Celebrity Butt Plugs

Ever wanted to shove George W. Bush up your ass? No? How about Mel Gibson? Well now you …

In honor of Maxim Magazine’s migration towards the opposite sex, I give you the 30 greatest moments in found porn history. For those of you who do not know, Maxim has a section they run called Found Porn, and if you don’t know what found porn is, be inventive and do a search.
If you are easily offended, I recommend you steer your browser away from Banned In Hollywood immediately. Actually, just don’t use the internet at all.
30. Lumpy Love

29. Prevention at its finest.

28. Why use Crystal Shine when you can …