Andy Levy apologizes to hip hopper and ex Rihanna face smasher Chris Brown for retweeting Brown’s tweet “No more planking for me unless it’s on a sexy lady! Lol” with the addition of “You spelled “punching” wrong.”

All that is missing are those 3/5ths compromise and Nineteenth Amendment things, which I only assume would go something like — Women fight to amend Constitution, GOP agree Constitution too big, we suggest compromise and give women the Negros other 2/5th.

Still a patriarchy, women think they’re human and black community can now explain their missing lesser half.

Everybody benefits.

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Source: Reddit

A while back Bill O’Reilly pulled out his dusty 13th century book of argumentation to prove the existence of God. Tide goes in, tide goes out — never a miscommunication. The video, courtesy of The Colbert Report can be seen below.

Expectantly, just about everyone who isn’t living in a medieval fantasy novel has had some fun at O’Reilly’s expense and created the Bill O’Reilly proves God meme.

The following 38 images are some of the latest and greatest.

Make your own at memegenerator.com

I don’t intend to finger Fox News as incredible or inaccurate with this top 10 list — they prefer to take care of that on their own.

What I want to call attention to, especially to those Liberals who have never watched Fox News, is that there is in fact entertainment value in watching Fox News (which is why we watch the news anyway, right? If we were interested in real news, we’d be online… which we are).

And while the entertainment value is as high-brow as Flavor of Love with Flavor Flav, it’s entertaining nonetheless.

If you don’t believe me, just watch this clip of Glenn Beck auditioning for a role on Chris Hansen’s show.

10. Really, You’re That Hungry?

9. Very Likely These Numbers Are Off

8. Hopefully It’s A Girl. I Love Me A Fallopian Filet.

7. Important Leads

6. I’m Actually More Concerned About Our President Liking Basketball

Grammar check please.

5. 193% Turnout. Not Bad.

4. Egypt A Little Landlocked, No?

3. Not Often Enough…

Unless you’re Glenn Beck…

2. Speaking of Glenn…

1. Fair and Balanced

Bonus Glenn Beck Video

News credibility fail.

My name’s Sean. I wrote an article last summer about beer pong and the spread of herpes. I came up with the idea while observing a few friends playing everyone’s favorite party game. In passing, I thought this might be ripe for a satirical article. After mulling it over for a few days, I wrote up the first draft. My co-writer, Peter, thought it was a bit too over-the-top, so we changed a few things. What happened was a series of conversations which lead to the one presently on our site.

Our first inclination is that no one would believe it was real (Dr. Cole Desorio, really?). This article would have you believe that besides the homophone joke with the good doctor, the rest of the article was completely serious. We thought the ridiculous quotes were a dead giveaway. We’ll spot you those, but if this didn’t ring any bells, you should be wearing a helmet:

CDC Safe Pong Tips:

-Discard cups after every use, reusing cups can compromise their protective integrity
-Get tested regularly
-Stacking cups can spread the risk of transmission of HSV
-Beirut is not a safer alternative to beer pong
-Remember! Alcohol may impair the ability to practice pong safely

Foiled again!

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIAdhrfT70I

Oh for Fox sake.

While your reporting has been comedy gold since its inception, it worries me a bit. I mean, most of the world is stupid but having a multi-national news corporation do less fact-checking than this guy is a bit unnerving. Then again, we’re sure that most of your research department was hired straight from the Chuck Norris Facts website.

Fox News Fact: Fox News can take two guesses at a true/false question and still answer it wrong.

It’s easy to call photoshop on every picture you see on the interwebs because that’s all you have to do, but for the sake of the guy’s social life that presumably “shopped” this screenshot (at least to the skeptic), I defend its authenticity.

I understand that this is the internet and that this guy does actually exist, but I hate to think that somewhere in the midwest, a lonely photoshopographer saw the above news story, paused the telecast, grabbed his digicam, snaped, uploaded and photoshopped this otherwise meaningless screenshot all for the sake of fooling me into defending it.

But if in fact lonely sweater guy shopped this – well then fu©k you, guy.

Seriously though, go to www.fox13.cock for recipes…

Oh, and if you don’t know what longpig is you need to do more cannibalizing.