25 Horribly Awesome News Headlines
You have to figure that with the printed news industry on the decline, salaries are likely decreasing along with the interest talented writers have in seeking positions at said news organizations
Read More »Computers Are Racist
Rakim, you’ve got it all wrong. It’s not that whites and Chinese don’t like it when you try to get ahead, it’s that they don’t like it when you actually do get ahead. And
Read More »Johnny Can Solve A Rubik’s Cube In 14 Seconds… Wink, Wink
And is confused by sarcastic tone of newspaper clipping hanging on refrigerator
Read More »Obama Turns Off Republicans, Not So Much His Wife
In other news, Ted Haggard has reportedly been seen taking daily White House tours — a Polaroid camera strung about his neck. You know what they say — you can take the boy out
Read More »HBO’s ‘Band of Btothers’ Inspires New Mini-Series
Only this one is being produced by Brazzers. Ocho Cinco goes for a ride (TotalProSports) The Creepiest Olan Mills Portraits Ever (SuperTremendous) How To Make Girls Scream (Coed) Japan Loves You (LemonDrop) Sow Mo
Read More »Fargo News Reporter Falls For Oldest Trick In Book
This reporter would have an easy time believing Mike and the rest of the Litoris family were just out enjoying Venice Beach with pals Mike Och and Dick Hertz. This isn’t the first time
Read More »50 Great Headlines From The Internet
When it comes to writing a good headline, “Seven Testify Toddler Looked Hot” is probably not the direction you want to go. Via Buzzfeed
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