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I don’t know what he is more embarrassed about – being arrested, having his mugshot taken with 300-hours of backwards hat-wearing emblazoned on his forehead, or the fact that he cannot afford a fitted New-Era cap…

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(click the image if you really must see what happens when homo and emo collide in greater detail)

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And absolutely no New Zealanders.

Put down the butter knife emo bunny…

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