Annnnnnd Attack
I still can’t figure out why it is that I love watching animals pick on little kids so much. I don’t think you can chalk it up to childhood trauma like you can when
Read More »Lindsay Lohan Has A Cocktail
I realize now that titling this photo Lindsay Lohan has a cocktail isn’t going to turn any heads. I probably should have written something like, Lindsay Lohan is a Red Headed Slut with Coke
Read More »17 Excellent Yearbook Pictures
High School was an awkward time for many people — puberty, acne, and developing sexual awareness are a few of the things that got people beat up after school or pushed in the mud
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They grow ‘em big in Texas, which is great if you’re Klayton Kershaw and you’re making millions for hitting 98 on the gun — effectively limiting your opposition to the lowest on base percentage
Read More »Dr. Science Trolls A Soon To Be Troll
Never ask Dr. Science about the legalities of music piracy. He offered to swing by my pad to help me out and instead rolled up with six feds. Fucking guy. Thankfully I was just
Read More »Best Christmas Lights Ever
I never thought you could hang Christmas lights sarcastically but this guy got pretty damn close. High-paying job, wife and kids, happily married? Yea whatever, me too
Read More »One Day You’ll Thank Us
The guy in the yellow t-shirt doesn’t look to happy about the whole thing, and for good reason. Apparently the guide translates a little something like
Read More »6 Strange Board Games
It’s no stretch to say that all board games are not created equal (especially when they’re called The Underground Railroad) — Monopoly, Scrabble and Risk are more involved than Chutes and Ladders
Read More »Excuse Me Sir, What Are You Doing?
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Read More »Dear Mr. Haberny… Sincerely, Cash4Gold
I can’t understand why Cash4Gold is being so mean to Mr. Haberny — nothing rings this gold is authentic like a soul searching pilgrimage in Tibet with a quadriplegic hooker you picked up in
Read More »Peter Singh Has It All Figured Out
Peter Singh really needs to extend his message to religious radicals. I don’t bomb trade centers or foreign embassies, all I want to do is spend one-million rupees
Read More »At First I Was Like…
I understand that you can’t always choose the time of a traditional Mexican rock fight, but the place — come on now — is in front of a moving Subaru really necessary
Read More »How To: The Donald Trump Combover
The Donald Trump Combover, while thought of as a contemporary hairstyle actually finds its roots in South America where the practice was first used by the Inca to engineer baskets which helped the natives
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