Now That’s What I Call A Specialist
Would clicking the above link lead you to the definitive blowhole spreader specialist database? And more importantly, will Blue Cross cover my visit? Because I’ve already burned too much money this year on goatse
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20 More Signs You Need To Go On A Diet
Like our Top 10 Signs You Drank Too Much series, our 10 Signs You Need To Go On A Diet series is always popular. Because it is our first installment of this series in
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The Tables Have Turned
A classic case of the hunter becoming the hunted… Just with extra pickles and a shitload of mayo
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This Isn’t Going To End Well: 15 Body Busting Examples
Today we’re celebrating the shortcomings of our not so fortunate/intelligent human friends. So if you’re the guy falling out of a tree, the kayaker trying to ford a waterfall, or if you’re simply unable
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What Not To Do In Case Of Fire
When conducting a fire safety demonstration, make sure you employ someone who has a general idea of how to practice safe fire-making. If even this is too much to ask, simply try to hire
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You Want A Fucking Poncho
I’m sold. Buying 16 of these sweet baby jesus, ass raping ponchos. Bitches be all up on my dick!
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Who’s Editing Senior Quotes These Days?
The editor of my yearbook wouldn’t let me write “when I read about the evils of drinking I stopped reading” — I guess I should have been more subtle. Although “Two in the pink,
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Top 10 Offensive Board Games
While browsing though the endless pages of Something Awful’s Comedy Goldmind, I stumbled on an Offensive Board Games Photoshop contest and naturally wished I had thought of it first. So instead of being a
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