Posts Tagged ‘funny signs’

I get the feeling that very few MILFs are going to show up to Pizza Hut on Mother’s Day.

Just a hunch.

This is what happens when you rely too heavily on freetranslation.com. However, the whole no standing in the toilet facing the wall thing I have no explanation for…

I guess we need to start another war. My vote goes to Korea… North and South. They’re so hard to tell apart when they’re young…

After years of kicking your ass on the street, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you in your face in small claims court.

He’s conglomerating the ass-kicking business, really – he’ll roundhouse kick you into your face on the street, and then when you go to sue him, you’ll either have to hire him as your lawyer, which means he’ll roundhouse kick you in your face again because that’s just what he does, or you’ll have to hire a smaller, meeker, poorly trained, probably Asian guy to battle Charles Norris for you in the courtroom.

Of course he’ll win. He always does. And when he does, he’ll roundhouse kick your attorney in his face and then do the same to you. When Chuck Norris fights for you, he fights you. That’s just the way it is.