Just a collection of funny homeless signs and unusual begging methods to round out your Tuesday afternoon.

Guarantee you these people are more successful than the average ‘let me shake a cup of coins in your face’ beggar variety.

Christina is on Facebook, Twitter and heroin, but she’s also on Blogger, and her blog just contracted the Herpes simplex virus-2 last weekend after being front paged on Digg v4 despite using Spam Guard software.

It’s incurable, and it will kill you.

In the face.

Either that or this is the cucumber isle.

You would think that if someone had the ability to hadouken their shit at someone, that they would let you do it.

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18 Creative Calendar Designs [Walyou]

The Genesis of Family Guy [Top Cultured]

Incredible Shot By Roger Federer [I Can Has Internets]

Busted Coverage’s Daily Click-a-Chick [Busted Coverage]

Kristin Cavallari gets a super sexy and racy lingerie shoot [F-Listed]

Katy Perry had a very revealing dress last night [The Beer Goggler]

The Boob Apron [That Video Site]

This little dude is destined to be a badass! [Knuckles United]

6 Insane Batman Comics Courtesy of Tasty Hostess Cupcakes [Cracked]

Dumb and Dumber Inception Style [Uncoached]

25 Badass Origami Creations [Holy Taco]

Spiderman Left A Surprise for Aunt May [Fork Party]

7 Cocky Douches That Guys Love to Hate [COED Magazine]

64 Percent of Young Women Would Release a Sex Tape to Get Ahead [Asylum]

9 people you see in Walmart after midnight [Guyism]

If you work at McDonald’s or Papa Johns, I really can’t blame you for having a little bit of fun with your shop signs. Although, and I can’t speak for other states, just California, don’t expect anything too highbrow coming from your local burger flippers…

20 great shop sign modifications begin now.

If you enjoy this gallery and you’re a guy, you’ll probably also like this Bar Refeali Bikini Gallery.

And can I get some Thai peanut sauce to lube it up?

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• 50 Greatest Jackass Movie Stunts.  [UGO]
• 35 Ingenious Life Hacks.  [Next Round]
• 25 Funniest Ebay Auctions.  [Manofest]
• 25 Cosplay Girls From Fan Expo 2010.  [Holy Taco]
• Action Stars in Their Early Years.  [Unreality Magazine]
• 7 Signs Your Barber Sucks.  [Ego TV]
• Michael Jordan’s son gets casino in trouble.  [Bro Bible]
• Colossal Cleavage Collection: NFL Cheerleader Edition.  [Coed Magazine]
• 5 Reasons Sports Will Suck For Our Kids.  [Smoking Section]
• Stacy Keibler was lookin good at her fantasy football draft.  [Busted Coverage]
• 10 Ways to Kill Time Until the NFL Season Starts.  [Guyism]
• 15 Pics of Hot Sorority Girls.  [On Campus Drama]
• Blake Lively is the New Megan Fox.  [Gunaxin]
• Electric Car Breaks Battery Powered Land Speed Record.  [Cool Material]
• 9 Moments When ‘Monday Night Raw’ Went Mainstream.  [Asylum]
• 10 Roles Michael Cera Should Take.  [I Heart Chaos]
• 10 Strangest Celebrity Records of All Time.  [Nerve]
• Top 10 Clips of Jon Stewart Destroying Fox News.  [Ranker]
• First 6 Things a Girl Notices in a Guy.  [Leftos]
• The 20 Hottest Flight Attendants.  [Heavy]

Seriously though guys, no girls allowed…

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• How To Potty Train A Drunk [I Can Has Internets]
• Saturday Morning Cartoons Infographic [Top Cultured]
• Sophie Monk Bikini Shots in Hawaii [Busted Coverage]
• Exclusive Sneak Peek: DefCon Ninja Party Badge [Wired]
• Flowchart: Forgetfulness [College Humor]
• Hey…I Like Your Shirt [Knuckles United]
• 7 Amazing (Yet Uninspiring) Feats of Human Endurance [Cracked]
• Five Animals That Might Seem Gross to Eat But That I’d Definitely Try [Uncoached]
• Sly would be Proud [Holy Taco]
• No Please, Not My Head! [Fork Party]
• The Mad-Hot Women of Mad Men Season 4 [COED Magazine]
• Seven Key-masters Have the Power to Restart the Internet [Asylum]
• 7 bizarre real teen trends you should know about [Guyism]

I didn’t even know these places still existed…