Barbie turns 50, gets tramp stamp
MSNBC reports that in an effort to make plastic dolls more interesting to children growing up in an era of video games and computers, Mattel released a line of Barbie Dolls that aim to
Read More »James Gunn’s PG Porn – Belladonna in ‘High Poon’
From Oscar nominated war-epic director James Gunn comes High Poon, the latest installment of his flaccid-tastic Golden Globe winning porn series PG Porn. If you love everything about porno except the sex, you’re guaranteed
Read More »If you need to move massive tractor tires, Ben Ryan is your man
If you have massive tractor tires, several bales of hay, or a few basketball size stones in your backyard and you need them moved, Ben Ryan will come to your house, lift them up,
Read More »“This is the most impressive business card I’ve ever seen, It’s mine”
If you spent the past few days questioning whether or not you are a douchebag, you most likely are douchebag. If you drive a convertible white ’95 Ford Mustang or just about any other
Read More »Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony profile is compatible with no one on eHarmony, everyone at Maloney’s Irish Pub
She sounds like a keeper to me&#
Read More »The Greatest YouTube Video Ever
This video is almost as good as my Easter was (I’ll be detailing the story Tuesday afternoon, you really won’t want to miss it, I promise)
Read More »How not to avoid being hit by a bus
If you’re crossing the street, you should check to make sure you’re not about to be t-boned by a bus. This guy did the right thing — he looked to make sure buses were
Read More »Vin Scully, “A baserunning boner” at LA Dodgers
Sure he’s 81, but c’mon Vin, a baserunning boner? what does that even mean? And don’t even try saying you meant ‘error’ — A baserunning error — Boner, error, boner, error… Not even close
Read More »The drunker you are, the harder you fall: 10 great drunk videos
One of my favorite youtube search queries is drunk fall. And because I’m sure you’ve been there but probably weren’t lucky enough to have a friend (or complete stranger) film you, I found it
Read More »My shoes cost more than your house
For whatever reason, we’ve been writing articles about professional wrestling what seems like everyday. Maybe The Wrestler got to our heads, or maybe the idea if grown men wearing spandex and tossing each other
Read More »Idiot woman calls 911, cannot operate car door
Especially in the given economy, people like this idiot help me understand my personal sense of value. I say this to mean that if both she and I were applying for the same job,
Read More »Worst Boxer Ever
I grew up snowboarding, playing baseball, and playing golf — If playing 2-on-2 basketball involved the inexperienced guy getting knocked out by the experienced guy, I would end up like the guy in this
Read More »This is not porn (video)
They have no idea that their scenes have been transformed into rediculous cartoons--and it's this genuine lack of awareness, coupled with the viewer's knowledge of what's really going on behind the animation, that makes
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