Never Take Ecstasy At A Public Pool
Never take ecstasy at a public pool, especially if you’re the only one doing it and you still haven’t perfected that salmon swimming upstream for mating season dance you’ve been practicing in front of
Read More »Easily The Greatest Russian Brawl At A Dolphinarium Video You’ll See Today
Team white t-shirts decides to swim with the dolphins at an oceanarium in Russia
Read More »Illegal Immigrants Know How To Bring Coolio’s Fantastic Voyage Music Video To Life
What do you get when you multiply Coolio with immigration, the desire to head north and not enough seat belts
Read More »The Lawn Mower Powered Beer Train
While repeated “What?” responses to the direction “pull over” comes in at a close second, “I’m havin a pawrty at ma’ buddy Jaime’s howse” is one of the better lines you’ll hear a guy
Read More »Goose Fight
I love surprise endings. Which reminds me of that one surprise in Top Gun where Ice Man and Tom Cruise never have sex with each other. It’s almost the exact same thing as this
Read More »Tornado Steals Guy’s Hamburger
Sure it may have tossed cars and 18-wheelers around and even destroyed homes, but this tornado also took Eric Hubbard’s hamburger, fries and drink, which is just downright inconsiderate
Read More »Hey There Delilah Tourettes Version
This guy who has Tourette’s has been recording himself singing karaoke and posting said videos on YouTube to the applause of just about everyone who has seen them. This is his version of the
Read More »Young Girl Gets Answer So Wrong Yet So Right
The only thing worst than answering a game show question with an incorrect and racist answer is answering a game show question with an incorrect and racist answer and then having a boy of
Read More »Russia In 15 Seconds
Thinking about traveling to Russia? Make sure you visit in the beautiful summer months as shown in the provided video — Putin’s Russia during the winter can get a little weird
Read More »Never Say No To Panda
As you might imagine, the Panda’s anger can be traced back to sexual frustration. Don’t believe me? Probably because you never got the memo on Panda Porn
Read More »Dildobomb
When collecting evidence during a cocaine raid, always remember to bring back a big little something for the guys back at the department, and nothing says I appreciate the hard work you guys do
Read More »Those Who Can’t Do, Teach, And Those Who Can’t Teach, Teach PE
Those who can’t do, teach, and those who can’t teach, teach PE, and those who can’t teach PE, teach golf, and those who can’t teach golf, teach golf, but only using terms they don’t
Read More »Sleeping Fail
You know this isn’t the first time this guy has done that, just look at those yellow socks
Read More »How To Kiss A Woman By Captain Kirk
This is how most of the relationships I have with women end, only I’m the one receiving the punches 97% of the time — I only do 3% of the punching
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