Never take ecstasy at a public pool, especially if you’re the only one doing it and you still haven’t perfected that salmon swimming upstream for mating season dance you’ve been practicing in front of your webcam for the past four months.

Team white t-shirts decides to swim with the dolphins at an oceanarium in Russia which angers team black t-shirts (also known as team security… also known as the only guys getting their asses kicked and tossed into the pool) and thus a brawl ensues.

Outnumbered, the white-shirts team up and stand their ground.

Then at the 3-minute mark a velociraptor makes a cameo, screeches, exits, and more black-shirts get tossed in the pool.

What do you get when you multiply Coolio with immigration, the desire to head north and not enough seat belts?

You get three of the greatest YouTube videos that you might have missed.

Illegal immigrants know how to bring Coolio’s Fantastic Voyage music video (above) to life.

Only difference is instead of getting out of the trunk of a car, drinking on the beach and partying with a bunch of sexy, bikini clad women, a white guy and a dog, these guys get chased by the cops and sent back to the land from which they came to have their fingers lopped off — other than that it’s the same thing.

Gives new meaning to my idea of a fantastic voyage.

Cue Cubanismo!’s Mambo UK.

1. The 28 Man Dash

2. What the Zombie invasion will undoubtedly look like

3. One set of cuffs and a nightstick too many

While repeated “What?” responses to the direction “pull over” comes in at a close second, “I’m havin a pawrty at ma’ buddy Jaime’s howse” is one of the better lines you’ll hear a guy driving a lawn mower powered beer train say.

From the Opie & Anthony Show.

I love surprise endings. Which reminds me of that one surprise in Top Gun where Ice Man and Tom Cruise never have sex with each other. It’s almost the exact same thing as this video. Weird.

Sure it may have tossed cars and 18-wheelers around and even destroyed homes, but this tornado also took Eric Hubbard’s hamburger, fries and drink, which is just downright inconsiderate.

Tornadoes showin no love to a brotha.

This guy who has Tourette’s has been recording himself singing karaoke and posting said videos on YouTube to the applause of just about everyone who has seen them. This is his version of the Plain White T’s completely overplayed emo-anthem Hey There Delilah.

Check out his website, Tourette’s Karaoke and remember

CHeeeeeeEEEeeeeeEeeeEEEKS!

The only thing worst than answering a game show question with an incorrect and racist answer is answering a game show question with an incorrect and racist answer and then having a boy of said race answer the question correctly to your confusion.

Thinking about traveling to Russia? Make sure you visit in the beautiful summer months as shown in the provided video — Putin’s Russia during the winter can get a little weird.

And if to you, 15 seconds is too much time to spend watching a video summing up Russia in its entirety, you can also see Russia summed up in one picture here.

As you might imagine, the Panda’s anger can be traced back to sexual frustration. Don’t believe me? Probably because you never got the memo on Panda Porn.