30 More Retarded Book Titles You Probably Won’t Find In Your Public Library
I’ve always thought about bombproofing my horse — just never had the necessary drive or proper instruction. Now I don’t have an excuse
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I Know Where I’m Getting My Hamster Stuffed
Thank god Ojai isn’t too long of a drive for me
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Top 20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms (SFW)
I was stumbling through the Something Awful Forums when I came across a thread called Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms and, like so many times before, knew I needed to suck the thread and give it
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Fish Store Owner Hit Bry Caaaa, All Frish Dead, Ver Frunny
In the case you can’t understand a damn word this guy is saying, here’s a wough tanscwipp
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Awesome Shower Shampoo Prank
Just imagine how long this kid would make it in prison — Tyrone? You said it was just you back there but why does it still keep coming
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5 Exceptionally Awesome Advice Columns
Why you would ever write into a newspaper asking about your grandson doing camel toads is beyond me, but then again poisonous Amazonian frog snorting isn’t really my thing
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Hide And Go Seek Like A Boss
Never play hide and go seek with these guys. Also never play hide and go seek when you’re drunk — or as I like to call it, you and all of your friends waking
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Champagne Cork Nutshot Surprise
Nothing says Happy New Year! like lying on your bed in basketball shorts while watching videos of cute kittehs on the internets and taking Korbel cork’s to the nuts
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Dave Chapelle On AIDS And Monkeys
A Classic Dave Chappelle moment from his comedy special where he debases science and gets to the bottom of the 30-year-old AIDS debate
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Prop 8 Terrorism
And you thought they were bad when they were doing trivial things like bombing the US and enriching uranium to nuke South Korea
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20 Illustrated Sexual Euphemisms
Thanks goes out to the Goons for inspiration (as well as for a few quality photoshop jobs, especially to nickhimself from the SAFs for sexual euphemism #3). In case any of the following 20
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Arnold Chrysler On Trial For Stealing 40,000 Hotel Coat Hangers, Hilarity Ensues
From the UK’s The Independent: A man by the name of Arnold Chrysler has been accused of stealing upwards of 40,000 coat-hangers from several hotels around the world and is currently on trial in
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Hey Hey Hey Hey, Look!
If this isn’t the cutest god damn thing you’ve ever seen click one of the god damn links below, god dammit
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