Not much production value here, but content is key. For more content, specifically of one of the sexiest women in the world, check out the great Gemma Atkinson gallery.
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If you’ve been to Vegas but have never been to the Hard Rock Hotel to party at Rehab, you haven’t really seen Vegas.
You’ve been called on by prostitutes roaming the strip, you’ve puked down the straw of your 80 oz. margarita filled guitar and woke up at 6 am. next to a blond and an empty bottle of Don Julio at the Bellagio pool despite your engagement to an unhappy woman waiting for you to come home to your room at Mandalay Bay, but unless you have gone to Rehab, …

Who she is
Born in Bury, Greater Manchester, Gemma Atkinson began her career on British TV soap opera Hollyoaks. Equipped with some time in front of the camera and a massive chest, Gemma Atkinson segued her career from television to covers of Nuts, Loaded, FHM and Maxim Magazine.
Why you should know her
Gemma began modelling with measurements 34D-25-36. She later had breast implants increasing her measurements to 36E-25-36. Smart Girl.
Why you shouldn’t sleep with her (as if you could)
The last thing you need is the Christiano Ronaldo strain…

Gemma Atkinson poses for the UK’s Zoo Magazine. If producing sexy women were an Olympic event, Britain would take home the gold every year.

Although it sounds like a big task, I’m sure you’d rather be rating 99 of the sexiest women in the world rather than filing papers for the guy you work for–your bastard boss who knows less about the business he runs than you do.
Keeley Hazell, Megan Fox, Gemma Atkinson, Karolina Kurkova–any of these women in your top 5? If so, head on over to AskMen.com and rate away instead of wasting away behind your desk–just keep your hands above your desk please…

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Top 99 Most desirable Women of 2009

Anyone that has spent 5 minutes watching the NFL/NBA draft realizes how homoerotic commentators can be when they describe the athletic acuity of college prospects. To make it decidedly less gay, the Banned in Hollywood editors have constructed the first ever Female Fantasy Draft. Draft order was predetermined by number of women notched on our belts. Since Peter is still a virgin, he gets first pick.
Round 1: Returner (Woman you can bring home to the parents.)
1. Natalie Portman, Jerusalem, Irsael (Peter)
Reason for drafting: Shes’ hot, a Harvard grad and because …

Capprice Bourret likes stretching – Busted Coverage
Christina Milian shows off on the red carpet – on 205th
7 ways to play Jenga – Cuzoogle
If the ACC were chicks – Brahsome
A bartender’s worst nightmare – Tasty Booze
Another fan of cheerleaders – Uncoached
Zubaz are back. But did they ever really leave? – YepYep
Ric Flair’s family has got issues – Blog of Hilarity
Christina Aguilera’s implants rock – Derober
Uncomfortable moments in NFL name confusion – Next Round
Another reason David Beckham is better than you – Macho Chip
Geek ink stinks – Asylum
The eye tattoo – …

[digg-me]Anyone that has spent 5 minutes watching the NFL/NBA draft realizes how homoerotic commentators can be when they describe the athletic acuity of college prospects. To make it decidedly less gay, the Banned in Hollywood editors have constructed the first ever Female Fantasy Draft. Draft order was predetermined by number of women notched on our belts. Since Peter is still a virgin, he gets first pick.
Round 1: Returner (Woman you can bring home to the parents.)
1. Natalie Portman, Jerusalem, Irsael (Peter)
Reason for drafting: Shes’ hot, a Harvard grad and because …