If it weren’t for classic American stereotype-types, canceled gym memberships, Human Tetris and Wienerschitzel two-a-days, I honestly do not think I would make it through the week, but thankfully all these things exist in one great GIF.

You’d think she would have cookie cutter type games figured out by now.

Nice form, but remember, backfat doesn’t belong in the leg slot.

What better way to round out your Wednesday than an animated gif of Bill Murray reprising some of his greatest roles in cartoon form.

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His first mistake is living in that little stilted methlab. His second mistake is wearing those puffy middle school skate shoes, but to his credit, if you’re going to fail off the roof, doing it off a surfboard is not a bad way to go.

Chicks dig guys who surf, but serious point deduction for taking a pile-driver to the nuts by your surfboard.

There are two ways to impress ladies at the beach. the first — be a good looking guy with a good looking body with a good looking puppy with a good looking bottle of tequila…

The second — wear all your clothes and faceplant into the sand from a rock structure ten feet above the location your targeted ladies sit.

Works every time it works.

Mario you sneaky little bastard, you make it look so easy.

And maybe a broken neck or two…

14. That’ll Leave A Mark

13. So, What Do We Do When Someone Is Actually Hurt?

12. Nom

11. The Black One’s So… Athletic…

10. Post-Piss Underwear Pee Circle To The Eye

9. How The Hell Did I Get In Here?

8. And I Thought Ball Slap Was Bad In A Swimming Pool…

7. WooooooooOoOoo

6. The Broken Arrow

5. Nutshot To The Air-Chin

4. Bruce! Gawd, Not Yet, Get Back Here, You Screwed It Up!

3. Gobbobblenobblenomomnom

2. Midgets x Buttered Floor

1. How Isn’t He Blee… Oh.

If there’s one thing that Pablo Sandoval of the San Francisco Giants love more than baseball it’s cake. Om Nom Nom Nom Nom.

If you lack the ability to hit a golf ball off of a tee, don’t expect that kicking the ball will be any easier. The last thing you need to prove to your friends, besides that you have testicles despite not being able to hit the ball further than the lady tees, is that you are just as terrible at soccer as you are at golf.

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The last time team USA beat team Canada in the Winter Olympics was in 1960 during the Squaw Valley games in Lake Tahoe, but on Sunday team USA upset the host 5-3 in what was an unexpected and embarrassing Canadian loss.

Below you’ll find a gif you might want to title something like, “Consider this revenge for Nickelback” (hat tip to Dustmuffins for that one, you know who you are).

Yeehaw!