I wish I could have been there so I could have been that guy. This situation needed that guy. You know who I’m talking about.
There’s nothing better than watching strangers trip and fall in public and everyone around the victim (of their own fault) squeals and gasps like the attendees of that wedding on youtube where the groom trips on a stair and takes the bride with him on an underwater voyage into the swimming pool–but then there’s just  that one guy off in the back who happens to be …

As far as I’m concerned, Megan Fox is really the only good thing that GQ and the “Men of the Year” have to offer. From what I understand, and correct me if I’m wrong as I’ve never opened the cover of the magazine, GQ is a men’s magazine. So why bother having a “Men of the Year” anything?
Its like going to a strip club where instead of girls, guys come out in banana hammocks shake their junk in your face. And where I am from, they call that gay.
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