I would have created another slice for ‘Crying After Loss’ because there’s really nothing better that watching someone tearfully realize they wasted the last 4 years of their life while dressed as David Bowie from his “Space Oddity” video.

But what if your grandfather is Indiana Jones? I guess it doesn’t really matter because given all the tail Indy was pulling,  there’s no way in hell you’re legitimate, and no one believes a bastard child… which raises a whole bunch of questions about the legitimacy of every kid in every one of R.L. Stein’s Goosebumps books.

How many kids need to get molested by mummies before parents will believe their children?! C’mon now.

I’m not going to lie, that trend line disturbs me.

News credibility fail.