Posts Tagged ‘Halloween’

Kim Kardashian dressed up as Princess Jasmine for Halloween 2009, that is all… enjoy.

If you’re Lady Gaga, dressing up in costumes isn’t something reserved for October 31st, but for everyone else it means sexually explicit, innuendo rich, almost naked, sexed up renditions of the blue-collar workforce and the occasional “sexy” fairy tale character.

Celebrities take Halloween just as seriously (unless they’re Jessica Alba)… even Coco dressed up, and by dressing up I mean wearing more clothes than she usually does, which is no clothes at all.

Selita Ebanks

Paris Hilton

Michelle Trachtenberg

Mariah Carey

Katie Price

Jessica Alba

Holly Madison

Heidi Klum

AnnaLynne McCord

Coco & Rihanna

Audrina Patridge

I tend to stray from posting old videos and pictures of crap that happened years ago, but in the spirit of Halloween, or in this case rather the self-defense of Halloween, I had to resurrect one from the dead.

Sometimes you get what you deserve.

Over the weekend, the Heffer threw a ‘preview party’ for what to expect this coming Friday at the Playboy Mansion in Holmby Hills. It was essentially the same thing that will occur on Halloween, only with the word preview affixed to the end of the title.

Kendra Wilkinson came dressed as what appears to be herself.

For more interesting Halloween costume ideas, you will want to check out BANNED’s Top 10 Halloween Costumes Guaranteed to Keep Your Weekend Sex Free.

This is a case where her friends should have stepped in to suggest she go as a household appliance for Halloween. Washer, dryer, big screen TV, refrigerator, even a garbage disposal are all possibilities.

For more costumes that shouldn’t exist, check this out.

Apparently Halloween is approaching quickly, and I’m still not exactly sure what day of the week it comes on because, well, I don’t keep track of days all that well. In any event, the following ten costumes will guarantee you don’t get laid at the end of the month.

But if you’re a betting man, just go for it and try to prove me wrong.

10. Nerd In A Portal

Props for thinking outside the box, but if you have any thoughts about getting laid on Halloween, try to refrain from wearing any costume that involves you having to explain why you’re not actually dressed up as a crippled guy sitting on the ground inside a cardboard box.